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    howto properly wheelie in traffic

    guys, saw a guy wheeling on academy... it looked SEXY as hell

    oh ya, and the hoes loved it. he pulled one up right between cars and everything... next light he was being handed phone numbers


    lucky bastard


    so the question i guess is this...

    cant seem to bring my bike up without clutching it, and its pretty scary!

    any pointers? elevations sucks


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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Tell me you're joking.....

    I don't think there is any proper way to wheelie in traffic. It's death on a stick, and traffic is already treacherous enough when BOTH wheels (and corresponding brake and steering fuctions) are employed.

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    Are you serious.

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    yes, the hoes had huge booobs

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by RYBO View Post
    Tell me you're joking.....

    I don't think there is any proper way to wheelie in traffic. It's death on a stick, and traffic is already treacherous enough when BOTH wheels (and corresponding brake and steering fuctions) are employed.

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    hey, if Keith Code says that back wheel turns the bike, i believe him

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    Remember too, that it's vital that the hoes see you, while you're getting better. Don't make the mistake that so many do, of wearing a helmet or gloves or anything. Proper traffic stunting is a solid 75% showmanship and marketability. You don't see professional surfers wearing life jackets, do you?

    Anyway, good luck getting better, and I hope soon that you're getting your motorboat on, with the large breasted Spring'ers. Like I said, nothing will help you improve like practicing whenever you have a 1 or 2 second gap between you and the car infront of you, or cars on your flank. If you think about it, they're gonna be protecting you from wayward debris in the road anyway.
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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Barn~ View Post
    Remember too, that it's vital that the hoes see you, while you're getting better. Don't make the mistake that so many do, of wearing a helmet or gloves or anything. Proper traffic stunting is a solid 75% showmanship and marketability. You don't see professional surfers wearing life jackets, do you?

    Anyway, good luck getting better, and I hope soon that you're getting your motorboat on, with the large breasted Spring'ers. Like I said, nothing will help you improve like practicing whenever you have a 1 or 2 second gap between you and the car infront of you, or cars on your flank. If you think about it, they're gonna be protecting you from wayward debris in the road anyway.


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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Barn~ View Post
    Remember too, that it's vital that the hoes see you, while you're getting better. Don't make the mistake that so many do, of wearing a helmet or gloves or anything. Proper traffic stunting is a solid 75% showmanship and marketability. You don't see professional surfers wearing life jackets, do you?

    Anyway, good luck getting better, and I hope soon that you're getting your motorboat on, with the large breasted Spring'ers. Like I said, nothing will help you improve like practicing whenever you have a 1 or 2 second gap between you and the car infront of you, or cars on your flank. If you think about it, they're gonna be protecting you from wayward debris in the road anyway.
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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Wow, this can't be fo real....

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Squid tip of the day: Put your left foot on the rear passenger peg, push down on the handlebars, crack the throttle and stand up. Don't forget to cover the rear brake, and practice balancing the good ol 12 o'clock. Don't kill yourself...

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    Squid tip of the day: Put your left foot on the rear passenger peg, push down on the handlebars, crack the throttle and stand up. Don't forget to cover the rear brake, and practice balancing the good ol 12 o'clock. Don't kill yourself...
    you'll have to show me at VIR


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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Make sure you carry at least a OGIO backpack so you can adequately carry all the panties and numbers that will be slung your way. Bra's can probably fit under your rear seat cowl.

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by clustermagnet View Post
    you'll have to show me at VIR


    and yes, im dicking around... sheesh
    Kinda hard to tell with people I don't know...

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Nothing good will come of this thread


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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by clustermagnet View Post
    guys, saw a guy wheeling on academy... it looked SEXY as hell
    Quote Originally Posted by clustermagnet View Post

    oh ya, and the hoes loved it. he pulled one up right between cars and everything... next light he was being handed phone numbers


    lucky bastard


    so the question i guess is this...

    cant seem to bring my bike up without clutching it, and its pretty scary!

    any pointers? elevations sucks



    LOL, maybe next time he wont be so lucky
    Last night I went cruising with my lady down Federal and while waiting at a stop light a bunch of bikers decided to go inbetween vehicles which I thought was ridiculous and unsafe, but what can i say

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Practicing in traffic would seem to make you better at it.
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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    off-peg is where its at on the streets!

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    you fucking people are dumb....

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Doug walks into room and turns right back around.


    *slams door*

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    <---------follows doug... gets hit in the face by door......

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    If you do rolling stoppies in traffic, you get soccer moms instead of hoes...your choice

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    if you can do rolling stoppies then you are probly alot better then you are getting credit for....

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    Re: howto properly wheelie in traffic

    Quote Originally Posted by #1Townie View Post
    <---------follows doug... gets hit in the face by door......

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