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Thread: r1100s' dirty little secrets

  1. Wed May 26th, 2004, 07:13 PM #1
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    r1100s' dirty little secrets

    He was so kind as to take us on a ride last Saturday . . . if I had only known . . .
    http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/fzr...=/fbae&.src=ph
    1. He likes to ask guys to marry him when he's drunk.
    2. He tries to table dance when he's drunk.
    3. He sticks his booty in strange places (i.e. the creek)
    4. He's older than dirt.
    5. He honestly believes beemers are the absolute best bike.
    6. And he doesn't have a modest bone in his body.

    I probably would have declined the offer.




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  2. Wed May 26th, 2004, 07:19 PM #2
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    Your just now finding this out?
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  3. Wed May 26th, 2004, 07:27 PM #3
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    I live in Oregon, no one warned me!
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  4. Wed May 26th, 2004, 07:36 PM #4
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    I'm sorry but now you know.
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  5. Wed May 26th, 2004, 08:04 PM #5
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    Diva- no pics? Hook us up with some ammo! (like we really needed any...)
    Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
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  6. Wed May 26th, 2004, 08:55 PM #6
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    Is my Yahoo link not working? He's the goober strying to sit in the creek at the campsite.
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  7. Wed May 26th, 2004, 09:14 PM #7
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    you are in SOOOO much trouble next time i see you... i mean really posting these OBVIOUSLY fake pics of me being intoxicated. everybody here knows i'm a great guy and, well, stuff.
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  8. Wed May 26th, 2004, 09:27 PM #8
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    Ooh, I'm really scared of you little man.
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  9. Wed May 26th, 2004, 09:35 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diva1
    Ooh, I'm really scared of you little man.
    little man?? so i really did do a table dance?? ohhhh, you meant my height
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  10. Wed May 26th, 2004, 10:20 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by R1100S
    Quote Originally Posted by Diva1
    Ooh, I'm really scared of you little man.
    little man?? so i really did do a table dance?? ohhhh, you meant my height
    I thought I'm supposed to be mean to you, not you be mean to yourself. :P
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  11. Wed May 26th, 2004, 10:42 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diva1
    I thought I'm supposed to be mean to you, not you be mean to yourself. :P
    I can bash myself just fine without anyone elses help, tyvm!! :P
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  12. Thu May 27th, 2004, 07:40 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diva1
    Ooh, I'm really scared of you little man.
    Bulldog's Motto: F*ck around and I'm going to bite you!!!
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  14. Thu May 27th, 2004, 12:17 PM #14
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    Briz shrink down the avatar bro....TOO BIG!!!
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    Ok admin type lords of the board. Me thinks this thread is getting WAY too much attention and causing people to lose focus on the more important aspects of riding. It should therefore be forever sealed up tight so no one else can see it.

    Thank you for your time.





















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  16. Thu May 27th, 2004, 02:06 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by R1100S
    . . . and causing people to lose focus . . .
    Coming from someone who couldn't even focus to get up the 3 steps to his apartment on Saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R1100S
    Ok admin type lords of the board. Me thinks this thread is getting WAY too much attention and causing people to lose focus on the more important aspects of riding.
    I think we should make it a STICKY
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  18. Thu May 27th, 2004, 02:10 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiderman
    Quote Originally Posted by R1100S
    Ok admin type lords of the board. Me thinks this thread is getting WAY too much attention and causing people to lose focus on the more important aspects of riding.
    I think we should make it a STICKY
    I'm starting to like you!
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  19. Thu May 27th, 2004, 02:17 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diva1
    Quote Originally Posted by Spiderman
    Quote Originally Posted by R1100S
    Ok admin type lords of the board. Me thinks this thread is getting WAY too much attention and causing people to lose focus on the more important aspects of riding.
    I think we should make it a STICKY
    I'm starting to like you!
    You know he is Canadian right??

    j/k Bob, we still love you Canadians and your Kaft Dinna
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