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    Nuts--Morse please call

    Message out to Scotty Morse. If anyone can reach him, let him know I'm looking for him.

    Scotty:

    I have located your tiny nuts, but not your short bolt. Patty says she keeps them in her purse. I may be able to retrieve them by tonight or tomorrow if I am crafty enough....and likely will have your microscopic bolt by then. Call me.
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    Re: Nuts--Morse please call

    Dude,
    Did you recieve your nut/bolt retrieval package?
    In it you would of found...
    1)Pepper Spray
    2)Some type of magnifier, preferably 10x or larger
    3)Tweezers of other acceptable gripping/grasping device

    If not please call immediately the hot line @ 1-80f-ind-junk.
    They are the experts, do not try this without supervision.

    Any questions please ask my wife.

    Later Bash
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