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WILLING TO TRADE WIFE FOR ROCKIES WORLD SERIES TICKETS
Reply to: sale-457655149@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-10-23, 4:18PM

Willing to trade my wife for 2 Rockies World Series tickets. She's awesome. She has a great job, she loves to cook, and she's incredible in bed. Problem is, she's from Boston. She loves those stupid Red Sox. Screw her. I'll take ANY World Series tickets in exchange for her. Or, if anyone has some frequent flier miles, we can send her to Boston, back where she belongs. If I hear another freakin' thing about the Red Sox, I'm gonna put her on the next bus out of town. I mean really. I wonder if my althletic socks will fit in her mouth. This is DENVER, isn't it??? Go ROCKIES!!! So please give me two tickets so my girlfriend and I can go to the game together. We're HUGE ROCKIES FANS!!! And you can have my wife.

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