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  1. Mon Aug 2nd, 2004, 09:51 AM #1
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    If you could have one night with Barn...

    and could do ANYTHING with him what would you do???


    I would take him to Vegas on a private plane, give him 25K to go play poker at the high stakes area, after that I'd take him to the BEST strip joint and give him a 1K to go have "fun". After that we'd hit the hottest club for him to get his grove on, after that I'd kill him and go home a happy man, of course taking his winnings if he had any...
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    Pretty much sounds like my usual Vegas trips. Can't we mix it up a bit?
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    we can jump stright to the killing part if you'd like...
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    I would hang him from his nipples from on top of Circus Circus and get one of those lions to lick his feet till he peed. Then Id get a FAT hooker to poop on his head and stick quarters to it where the eyes would be. Then id put plastic wrak on the whole thing so it wouldnt fall off. Making holes so he could take some breaths of the cool desert wind. Id also find a deformed midget to hang from his feet while lighting all of his hair on fire one by one. and then ...................well I think thats about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttman (Bertha)
    we can jump stright to the killing part if you'd like...
    Fine by me. But you better bring plan-B, incase it doesn't go like you hope.

    Others have tried before... Keep that in mind.
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    I figure this is equally as useless.
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    plan B... I'd take a nice long walk on the beach were we could talk, followed by a night of cuddleing...
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    Re: If you could have one night with Barn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Buttman (Bertha)
    and could do ANYTHING with him what would you do???


    I would take him to Vegas on a private plane, give him 25K to go play poker at the high stakes area, after that I'd take him to the BEST strip joint and give him a 1K to go have "fun". After that we'd hit the hottest club for him to get his grove on, after that I'd kill him and go home a happy man, of course taking his winnings if he had any...


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    I would take Barn to Hawaii, then get him drunk and have sex with him on the beach...


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    Re: If you could have one night with Barn...

    Quote Originally Posted by FriscoKidd
    Quote Originally Posted by Buttman (Bertha)
    and could do ANYTHING with him what would you do???


    I would take him to Vegas on a private plane, give him 25K to go play poker at the high stakes area, after that I'd take him to the BEST strip joint and give him a 1K to go have "fun". After that we'd hit the hottest club for him to get his grove on, after that I'd kill him and go home a happy man, of course taking his winnings if he had any...


    and all i get is a dam hug
    I fixed yours!!!!

    and you both die!!!! so it's not like I'm playing favorites...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittenflippy
    I would take Barn to Hawaii, then get him drunk and have sex with him on the beach...
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    I would make a big cheech an chong joint and get him so f*** up so he wouldn't remember you guys having sex with him..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Taco Hunter >>
    I would make a big cheech an chong joint and get him so f*** up so he wouldn't remember you guys having sex with him..
    "Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."
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    I steal his H&K Hand gun!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by haywood jablome
    I steal his H&K Hand gun!!!!!
    Ok, but the question is, would you have sex with him then kill him? With you new firearm of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyPuffMarshmallows
    Quote Originally Posted by haywood jablome
    I steal his H&K Hand gun!!!!!
    Ok, but the question is, would you have sex with him then kill him? With you new firearm of course.
    After the offing of –Barn- leave the firearm at the scene of the crime. It will look like ‘someone’ just couldn’t take the pressure of the sexual encounter ---- of course unless you decide to turn it on yourself --- and I couldn’t blame you for making that decision after that nasty act. :P
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    Re: If you could have one night with Barn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Buttman (Bertha)
    and could do ANYTHING with him what would you do???


    I would take him to Vegas on a private plane, give him 25K to go play poker at the high stakes area, after that I'd take him to the BEST strip joint and give him a 1K to go have "fun". After that we'd hit the hottest club for him to get his grove on, after that I'd kill him and go home a happy man, of course taking his winnings if he had any...
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Barn-
    Fine by me. But you better bring plan-B, incase it doesn't go like you hope. Others have tried before... Keep that in mind.
    Here is my interpretation(sp) of Barn Vs: The Bertha (Barn is on the left)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyPuffMarshmallows
    Quote Originally Posted by haywood jablome
    I steal his H&K Hand gun!!!!!
    Ok, but the question is, would you have sex with him then kill him? With you new firearm of course.
    Or you you kill him first?
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