Got any one line words of motorcycle wisdom for the masses? ie - Never, ever, sell a motorcycle to please a woman, never.
Got any one line words of motorcycle wisdom for the masses? ie - Never, ever, sell a motorcycle to please a woman, never.
2004 Aprilia RSVR Factory
2005 Yamaha R1
2001 Corvette Z06
Never sell the bike you learned to ride on. You WILL regret it. And when you want to buy it back 10 years later, it will cost you a fortune.
First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
Never bail on a bike to pay off drug debts.
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012
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Crashing sucks... don't do it.
--- Jack
Don't ever confuse having a career with having a life.
Originally Posted by Devaclis
Amen to that. It would be so cool to have my mid sixty's Honda 305 parked in my garage today. And not a replacement but the original.
That could be something every father could do for their son. Hang on to that first bike since often their responsible for the purchase and sell of that one.
2004 Aprilia RSVR Factory
2005 Yamaha R1
2001 Corvette Z06
I still have mine.Hoping to finish the restoration over the winter and ride it a lot next year.
Formerly MRA #211 - High Precision Racing
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self- preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property, and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."
--Thomas Jefferson
Still have my first street bike, well somewhat.
Combined two to restore the one.
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Quotes:
"Remember, the cycle you are working on, is a cycle called life."
"If it's stuck...force it. If it breaks...it needed replacing anyway."
Last edited by Sortarican; Wed Dec 5th, 2007 at 10:01 AM.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.
How about:
"Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul."
and
"Everything looks better from the inside of a motorcycle helmet."
Authors unknown.
Ciao
"Well my friends, take my advise....Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." It has something to do with motorcycles, I havent figured out what yet.
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04 Ducati ST3
00 Mercedes Benz SL 500
01 Jeep Cherokee <It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand>
Ouch!
I got one: NEVER Armor All your tires! No matter how careful you are, some still gets on the tread. I don't know this from first-hand experiance, but in the early '80's I did crash in the street right in front of the M/C shop that had just put a new rear tire on for me......because they slopped tire-bead soap all over the tire and didn't clean it!Shoulda sued them. Anyways, from now on, I use a rag and isopropyl alcohol, and some sand paper to clean and scuff the tires before I roll. New bikes included. Funny thing was, the shop parts guy (a friend) saw it, came out with his clipboard laughing (you'll need a left turnsignal, engine cover......). But the same exact thing happened to him a few months later when he took out a brand new Spectre 1100 they'd just uncrated for a test ride and it spit him off and he did well over $1k in damage to it before they could even put it on the floor. Now it was MY turn to laugh!
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"...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag. We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
-Theodore Roosevelt 1907
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Blu/Wht '01 Gixxer 1K, '91 KX500
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Tokin' SortaTalian
(Pronounced: Kind-A-Dago)
"The most important thing in life is to find an occupation that will support your motorcycle addiction."
John
KTM Duke 690
I was in Moab and on one of the dirtbike trailers a sticker stated..."there is no cure for that which is on here"
Hey! I'm unique... just like everybody else
still have my first bike
R.I.P. Lahela 10/12/1986-08/01/2008
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"I don't fail I just succeed at finding ways that don't work."
Chris Titus
CSC Spelling Bee Champ 2008 and 2009
Lack of preparation on your part doesn't
constitute a emergency on my part.
Refer to my sig line for more wisdom.
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Last edited by motorcycleman; Sun Jan 6th, 2008 at 12:55 PM. Reason: one man's effort to save the world
Never listen to your folks when they say you shouldn't date that 19 year old... And your near fifty.
MSF-RiderCoach,TOTAL CONTROL Advanced Riding Clinic-Level 1/Level 2 Instructor
Ricky Orlando Motorcycle School, Rider Workshop-USA
Suspension Academy Graduate 1 + 1 = 3
Writer, 2008 MRA Season Program-Feature Article, "The Colorado Sportbike Club"
*Mngr., TerraNova Team Racing, MRA #112 Andrew Gillespie, Novice GTU Champion/Rookie of the Year-2007
Member: AMA
Red Cross--Disaster Assessment Team Captain, CPR, AED, First Aid, Veteran-USAF-K-9 Handler
dude, you are almost 50??!!
gad damnnnn.......
Last edited by motorcycleman; Thu Jan 3rd, 2008 at 08:16 AM.
Watch your shit here buddy. U R in FOG territory now.dude, you are almost 50??!!
gad damnnnn.......
can you still piss and shit?
**Where's my Flowmax???
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012
I.B.A. # 14748 124@X - YRMV
I can smelll I mean tell I am in FOG territory, it smells like old Geeze...Watch your shit here buddy. U R in FOG territory now.
**Where's my Flowmax???
Absolutely! But not at the same time.dude, you are almost 50??!!
gad damnnnn.......
can you still piss and shit?
MSF-RiderCoach,TOTAL CONTROL Advanced Riding Clinic-Level 1/Level 2 Instructor
Ricky Orlando Motorcycle School, Rider Workshop-USA
Writer, 2008 MRA Season Program-Feature Article, "The Colorado Sportbike Club"
*Mngr., TerraNova Team Racing, MRA #112 Andrew Gillespie, Novice GTU Champion/Rookie of the Year-2007
Member: AMA
Red Cross--Disaster Assessment Team Captain, CPR, AED, First Aid, Veteran-USAF-K-9 Handler
I can smelll I mean tell I am in FOG territory, it smells like old Geeze...
UR LAME --------------------- nothing more.
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012
I.B.A. # 14748 124@X - YRMV
Just one more in a long line of pitiful trolls here.
all in fun.
calm down folks, I am not a spring chicken myself
How do you know you're with the wrong woman? She wants you to sell your motorcycle.
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