I found these to be funny! again i'm not affiliated with any political party or
have any preference or any of that....just found this humorous....PERIOD!!
> Surgeons and election years
>
> Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate
on.
>
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table
> because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything
> inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
> everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
Those
> guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and
> when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all
wrong.
> Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no
> balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and butt are
interchangeable.
>
> I love election years.... !!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I'M CONFUSED...
>
> I'm trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my
head so
> I'll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy
saying one
> thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe. Lemme
see; have I
> got this straight?
>
> Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia - good...
>
> Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...
>
> Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good...
>
> Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq - bad...
>
> Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
>
> Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
>
> Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists
-
> good...
>
> Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...
>
> Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good...
>
> Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...
>
> Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
>
> Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...
>
> Clinton says mass graves in Serbia - good...
>
> Entire world says WMD in Iraq - bad...
>
> No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
>
> No WMD found Iraq - bad...
>
> Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
>
> Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...
>
> Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good...
>
> World Trade Centers fall under Bush - bad...
>
> Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good...
>
> Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...
>
> Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good...
>
> Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad...
>
> Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good...
>
> Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan - bad...
>
> Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
>
> Saddam turned over for trial - bad...
>
> Ahh, it's so confusing.
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