NOT FR PC

[Nick_Ninja]

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this" he said.... "Nelson". The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beauitful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles" she'd get one of their songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES" she yelled.....
The French National Anthem immediatelly began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks along with Michael Moore humming in the background.

[King Nothing]

[panther]

that is pretty dam funny

[vtr1000rider]

This was funnier when the joke went like this:

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this" he said.... "Nelson". The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beauitful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles" she'd get one of their songs.

One day, a couple OF KIDS JUMPED INTO THE STREET AND WERE NEARLY HIT. "FUCKING KIDs" she yelled.....
Then it played non-stop Michael Jackson.

[Frauenheld]

[sleekdevel]

funny!

[zPurpleRoom]

I think those are some of the funniest jokes I have heard in a long time.