Technical overload!

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SYSTEM UPGRADE
> Dear Technical Support:
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and
jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable
programs such as EPL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
> And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
> What can I do?
> Signed,
> DESPERATE
> Reply:
> Dear Desperate:
> First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I
THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all
works as de signed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
> But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
> Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
> Good Luck,
> TECHNICAL SUPPORT

[1000RR]

BlowJob .93 beta never hurts, either.

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[sleekdevel]

funny stuff!!!

[RaverDude]

BlowJob .93 beta never hurts, either.

Damn, yours is still running the beta? Get the full version man, theres a lot more supported features

[1000RR]

BlowJob .93 beta never hurts, either.

Damn, yours is still running the beta? Get the full version man, theres a lot more supported features

Many implementations are still beta, or very buggy production code. There are some very tricky subroutines that must be mastered or the product will suffer a degradation in overall performance. Even some high performance code is subject to errors introduced at compile time.

Still, many people believe that some degree of operability is better than none. I for one have managed to pirate a version with near flawless execution, exept it does suffer incompatibility with the real-time clock. It tends to execute infrequently or it desires to run at a time when my system is in sleep mode.

[Devaclis]

The beta still spits out code. They fixed that in the full version.

[Toe Dragger]

Yep....I also found that if you run Oral 6.9, Blow Job 1.0 seems to automatically kick in.

If you become proficient enough and upgrade to Oral 6.9 PRO....you also get get a free up grade to Blow Job 1.0 PRO.

There are no known code spit-out issues with the Professional version.