In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle/office
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@ PRISON
you get three free meals a day
@ WORK
you get a break for one meal, and
you have to pay for it
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@ PRISON
you get time off for good behavior
@ WORK
you get more work for good behavior
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@ PRISON
the guard locks and unlocks all doors for you
@ WORK
you must often carry a security card
and open all the doors for yourself
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@ PRISON
you can watch TV and play games
@ WORK
you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
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@ PRISON
you get your own toilet
@ WORK
you have to share the toilet with
some people who pee on the seat
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@ PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
you aren't even supposed to speak
to your family
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@ PRISON
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK
you get to pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
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@ PRISON
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON
you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
they are called bosses
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@ PRISON
they call it 'dropping the soap.'
@ WORK
they call it a 'performance review.'
