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  1. Fri Aug 27th, 2004, 09:10 AM #1
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    NEVER SAY TO A COP

    A little something for those who have been recently stopped by 5-O !

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    8. I pay your salary!
    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"
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  2. Fri Aug 27th, 2004, 09:34 AM #2
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    Here's another one....


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  3. Fri Aug 27th, 2004, 09:39 AM #3
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    Ive said a few things that should be added to that list...
    Mabey thats why I Always end up with a fat ticket.


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  4. Fri Aug 27th, 2004, 11:04 AM #4
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    How many of you have gotten out of tickets using your


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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker
    How many of you have gotten out of tickets using your
    One time I was driving my friends car and we got pulled over because her temp tag looked "suspicious"... so what did she do so I wouldn't get a ticket??? She cried! I couldn't believe it, but it worked!!! I have to say that I haven't used my to get out of a ticket ! I wonder if it would work????
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    the last one was great!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully
    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker
    How many of you have gotten out of tickets using your
    One time I was driving my friends car and we got pulled over because her temp tag looked "suspicious"... so what did she do so I wouldn't get a ticket??? She cried! I couldn't believe it, but it worked!!! I have to say that I haven't used my to get out of a ticket ! I wonder if it would work????
    I'll pull you over and you can try it out on me....
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  8. Sat Aug 28th, 2004, 06:31 PM #8
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    cool, what kina gun is that? can i see it.

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  9. Sun Aug 29th, 2004, 06:31 PM #9
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    A cop pulls over a guy for speeding. Cop walks up to the window and says "I've been waiting for you all day"

    Guy in car says "Well, I got here as fast as I could..."

    Thats my corny joke for the day. You may now return to your normally schedule topic.
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    A cop pulls a guy over for passing on a double yellow.........Stop me if you've heard this one. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bueller
    A cop pulls a guy over for passing on a double yellow.........Stop me if you've heard this one. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quick636
    Quote Originally Posted by Bueller
    A cop pulls a guy over for passing on a double yellow.........Stop me if you've heard this one. :P
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    True story.

    Years ago in school there was a guy in one of my classes. We did not
    see him for a couple of days. This guy liked the class and was rarely
    ever late. Any ways. Once he came back to class we asked him what
    happened.

    He was pulled over for speeding. He thought that the speed limit was
    45. Some where in the conversation with the cop, he says "Kiss me."
    The cop says, of course, "what?!". "Yea I like to be kissed while being
    f?cked."

    I guess that it took him a while to come up with bail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker
    How many of you have gotten out of tickets using your


    Barn - I don't want to know
    Ha!!!
    You should see how many written warnings I've had to write Rachel !
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Barn-
    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker
    How many of you have gotten out of tickets using your


    Barn - I don't want to know
    Ha!!!
    You should see how many written warnings I've had to write Rachel !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker
    Quote Originally Posted by -Barn-
    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker
    How many of you have gotten out of tickets using your


    Barn - I don't want to know
    Ha!!!
    You should see how many written warnings I've had to write Rachel !
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