Two guys are sitting on a plane. Both have black eyes.
One guy leans over to the other and asks the other how he got his black eye.
He goes "well, it was sort of a mixup of words. I was at the ticket counter and the ticket lady was hot as hell with some big tits. So instead of asking for a pair of tickets for the cities, I asked for a pair of pickets for those titties. Then she socked me".
So then he asked the other guy how he got his black eye, he replied "I was eating breakfast with my wife and instead of telling her to pass the oat bran, I said 'you ruined my life you fucking dumb bitch'."
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