The Hammer

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
> > beating your wife to death with a hammer."
> >
> > A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
> >
> > The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law
> > to death with a hammer."
> >
> > The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
> >
> > The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the
> > courtroom,"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this
> > crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with
> > contempt. Is that understood?"
> >
> > The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry,
> > Your Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that
> > bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he
> > didn't have one."

[Keyser Soze]

That was a good one...needed a laugh