419 Email Scams - Hall Of Fame

[InlineSIX24]

Post up the best 419 email scams you receive from Nigeria or elsewhere. I got a good (and very holy) one today:

FROM : MRS STELLA TRICIA COLLINS

MY DEAR BELOVEN ONE IN CHRIST

I AM THE ABOVE NAMED PERSON FROM ABIDJAN THE CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST. I AM MARRIED TO LATE TOM COLLINS OF BLESSED MEMORY WHO WORKED WITH KUWAIT EMBASSY IN ABIDJAN FOR NINE YEARS BEFORE HE DIED IN THE YEAR 2005. WE WERE MARRIED FOR ELEVEN YEARS WITHOUT A CHILD. HE DIED AFTER A BRIEF
ILLNESS THAT LASTED FOR ONLY FOUR DAYS.BEFORE HIS DEATH WE WERE BOTH VERY BORN AGAIN CHRISTAINS.

HIS SUDEN DEATH RISE MY BLOOD PRESURE WHICH NOW LEAD TO MY STROKE DESPITE MY FORMAL CANCER FIBROID AND TUMOUR WHICH I USE TO SOFFER WHEN HE WAS ALIFE . WHEN MY LATE HUSBAND WAS ALIVE HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF ($5.MILLION U.S. DOLLARS) WITH ONE OF THE COMMERCIAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN.PRESENTLY, THIS MONEY IS STILL WITH THE BANK.RECENTLY,MY DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT I WOULD NOT LAST FOR THE NEXT THREE MONTHS DUE TO THOSE PROBLEMS.

THOUGH WHAT DISTURBS ME MOST IS MY STROKE SICKNESS. HAVING KNOWN MY CONDITION I DECIDED TO DONATE THIS FUND TO EITHER A CHRISTAINS ORGANISATION OR CHRISTAINS INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL UTILIZE THIS MONEY THE WAY I AM GOING TO INSTRUCT HERE
(1).I WANT YOU TO USE THIS MONEY IN ALL SINCERERITY TO FUND CHURCHES, ORPHANAGES,WIDOWS AND ALSO PROPAGATING THE WORD OF GOD AND TO ENSURE THAT THE SOCIETY UPHOLDS THE VIEWS AND BELIEFS OF THE HOLY BIBLE.

THE HOLY BIBLE EMPHASIZED SO MUCH ON GOD GOODNESS AND THIS HAS ENCOURAGED ME TO TAKE THIS BOLD STEP. I TOOK THIS DECISION BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILD THAT WILL INHERIT THIS MONEY.I DON'T WANT A SITUATION WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE USED IN AN UNHOLY MANNER. HENCE THE REASON FOR TAKING THIS BOLD DECISION. I KNOW THAT AFTER DEATH I WILL BE
WITH GOD THE MOST HOLLY AND THE MOST MERCIFUL.
AS SOON AS I RECEIVE YOUR REPLY WITH YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS,SHALL FORWARD TO YOU THE CONTACT OF THE BANK. I WILL ALSO ISSUE YOU A LETTER OF AUTHORITY THAT WILL PROVE YOU AS THE ORIGINAL- BENEFICIARY OF THIS FUND. I WANT YOU AND THE RELIGHON COMMUNITY WHERE YOU RESIDE TO ALWAYS PRAY FOR ME.

MY HAPPINESS IS THAT I LIVED A LIFE OF A TRUE DEVOTED CHILD OF GOD WORTHY OF EMULATION. WHOEVER THAT WANTS TO SERVE THE GOD MUST SERVE HIM IN TRUTH AND IN FAIRNESS.LEASE ALWAYS BE PRAYERFUL ALL THROUGH YOUR LIFE.ANY DELAY IN YOUR REPLY WILL GIVE ME ROOM THINKING OF LOOKING FOR ANOTHER PERSON.
UNTIL I HEAR FROM YOU, MY DREAMS WILL REST SQUARELY ON YOUR SHOULDERS.MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD CONTINUE TO GUIDE AND PROTECT YOU.

REGARDS,YOUR SISTER

FROM : MRS STELLA.T.COLLINS

[RyNo24]

OMG. DID PERSON KNO OF SPEL CHEK?

If you look past the obvious lack of grammer and spelling it sound legit to me LMAO

I do not have any to post because I just delete e-mail that I do not know who they are from.

[jhlindell]

Check out www.419eater.com. these guys mess with the scammers and some times it is bust a gut hilarious.

[InlineSIX24]

Interesting one received by a co-worker today:

From: <loo1@co.westchester.ny.us>
Subject: she has already gone to hospital...



Hello, dave.

Listen to me carefully, i don't know what your name is, but i'll find you and i'll cripple you, because this is you who tempted her!!!
She has already gone to hospital, you're next, this is evidence: http://kahtametem.k12.tr/padonke/

[InlineSIX24]

Very official..

UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION,
IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE INTERNATIONAL
MONETARY FUND, WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING &
SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
Office of The Director, Special duties.
Abuja, Nigeria Special duties reference
**UNO/WBF LM-05-371**
**ORDERING CONTRACTOR: - UNO/WBF
BOX: - 55KG

Dear Beneficiary,

The World Bank Group, Fact Finding & Special Duties office In conjunction
with the United Nations Organization, has received part of your pending
payment with reference number (LM-05-371) amounting to US$55 Million (Fifty
Five Million United State Dollars) out of your contractual/inheritance funds
from our ordering contractor Bank quoting reference to UNO/WBF LM 05-371,
the said payment is been arranged in a Security-proof box weighing 55kg
padded with synthetic nylon. According to information gathered from the bank
security computer we were notified that you have waited for so long to
receive this payment without success, we also confirmed that you have not
met all statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment.

You are therefore advised to contact our Payment Clearance Department to
obtain necessary information to the Security Courier Service Company that is
specialized in sending diplomatic materials and information from one country
to another, which also has diplomatic immunity to carry consignment (Box)
such as this. This office has met with this Security Courier Service and
concluded shipping arrangement with them, therefore shipment will commence
as soon as we have your go ahead order. The diplomat who will be bring in
this Consignment(Box) to you is an expert and has been in this line of work
for many years now so you have noting to worry about.

After all arrangements we have concluded that you must donate Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars (USD500, 000.00) to a charity organization we
designate to you as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, in your
response you should send to us a promissory note promising to donate the
stated amount and also with your address where you will like the Box to be
delivered. Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems
if found out that we are using this media to help you. Therefore you are
advised not to inform anyone about this until you received your money. As a
matter of urgency, you are requested to provide the following nformation to
forge ahead with this transaction.

1) Your full names
2) Your direct phone and fax numbers.
3) Your company name and address.

The above requirement qualifies you for final remittance process of the
received sum.

Congratulations.

Yours truly,
Dr. Stephen Iwuji
Director,
Special Duties UNO/WBF
234 705 523 5439