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    So I'm headed to New Orleans soon... tell me, what type of things should I definitely do or see while I'm there ?
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    Bring hip waders and condoms. Oh, and penicillin.
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    Dirtiest city i have ever been to and that was long before Katrina. Mardi Gras and New Years there were disgusting but still a blast. You just got to leave your morals and standards at home. Take Dana's advice and bring lots of condoms and penicillin...and probably a gun.
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    So I'm headed to New Orleans soon... tell me, what type of things should I definitely do or see while I'm there ?
    You should definitely do Brad Pitt while out there
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    ^^ hahah And Harry Connick Jr?
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    no ways, he looks like he has the clap.
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    Hit up Pat O'briens, the Cathedral, the riverfront down by Jax Brewery, Cafe du Monde, Bourbon's not bad, Canal street's decent. Tulane's pretty as is the Garden district. There's probbby more, but those are a good start. Adubon Zoo's nice. I used to live down around there & a buddy of mine still does so I can hit him up for a list of good non-touristy restaurants where there food is worth eat'n if you want
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    Was there this last summer! Had a BLAST!!!

    1) Be prepared to drink LOTS!

    2) KILN, MS: About 45 minutes to the east of MSY & if you blink you'll miss the exit cuz it's that small. Home town of BRENT FARVRE. Drink @ the "Broke Spoke".

    Three HOT chicks walked in & I told the bartender they raise'm right around these parts. His response, "Them ain't local girls cuz they still gots all their teeth"!!!!! One of them then proceeded to show us her "stuff" & proposition us for $30.00! The bartender was cool as hell!

    3) Make sure you do a swamp/eco tour.
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    Donate a few hours, helping some folks who are rebuilding their home.
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    bring an empty stomach....... food out there is amazing.

    Mmmmmm.... crawdads.
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    Sully.

    Be aware of your surroundings. If you go to Bourbon Street DO NOT wander off to far off to the side streets. I do not know the street name (very very drunk).

    Anyway Just stay alert and safe and you will keep your wallet.
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    Great, Thanks guys...

    penicillin - check
    condoms - check
    gun - check

    Looks like I'm good to go ! Now where do I buy that Dana voodoo doll ? muahahahah !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    So I'm headed to New Orleans soon... tell me, what type of things should I definitely do or see while I'm there ?
    Eat real Cajun food.
    Drink a lot of Dixie beer.
    Don't 'piss off any cops.
    Get a rook put on someone you know by a local voodoo priestess. wheee
    Drink more Dixie beer.
    Check out the NOLA rock/metal scene...if you're into that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    Great, Thanks guys...

    penicillin - check
    condoms - check
    gun - check

    Looks like I'm good to go ! Now where do I buy that Dana voodoo doll ? muahahahah !
    LMAO! We on the same page! All you really need are some Dana artifacts, ie. strand of hair, nail clipping, piece of clothing etc.. They got all the voodoo dolls you need just waiting for personalization.

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    Don't 'piss off any cops....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor View Post
    LMAO! We on the same page! All you really need are some Dana artifacts, ie. strand of hair, nail clipping, piece of clothing etc.. They got all the voodoo dolls you need just waiting for personalization.
    I have one of his emply 40 bottles, wonder if that will work ?
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    I have some pubes I can donate. I hear they are getting $5 each for them up at the Fort Collins PubeFest
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    Get yourself some jumalaya, gumbo, and crawfish etoufe'. And don't eat any chain restaurants. Gumbo shop was good. if you can find it, Jaques Imo's was pretty good too.
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    One word. Beads!
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    and get lots of 'em!!!
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    Check out the NOLA rock/metal scene...if you're into that.
    The band Down is cool.

    Quote Originally Posted by Raptor View Post
    LMAO! We on the same page! All you really need are some Dana artifacts, ie. strand of hair, nail clipping, piece of clothing etc.. They got all the voodoo dolls you need just waiting for personalization.
    If you visit a voodoo shop, visit a real one (not a tourist shop). The real ones are interesting.

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    Yeah, if you can speak Cajun or whatever the hell the speak in Chalmette...
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    I'm from New Orleans. Here are my recommendations...

    • Have a hurricane at Patty O'briens
    • Hit up Cafe Du Monde for beignets and coffee
    • Ralph and Kacoo's in the French Quarter is my favorite restaurant ever!
    • House of Blues
    • Cat's Meow for some fun karaoke
    • Stop at Central Grocery for a Muffuletta sandwich and sit in Jackson square park to eat
    • Aquarium of the Americas
    • Audubon Zoo
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    Blue, from where in the New Orleans? actually in the city or in Metarie or something?
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