A Short Course in Comparative Religion
also known as A Short Guide to Comparative Religions. Just tellin' the Shit like it is!
TAOISM Shit happens.
BUDDHISM If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
ISLAM If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
PROTESTANISM Let the shit happen to someone else.
CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
JUDAISM Why does this shit always happen to us?
HINDUISM This shit happened before.
CATHOLICISM Shit happens because you're BAD.
HARE KRISHNA Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding.
TELEVANGELISM Send money or shit will happen to you!
ATHEISM No shit.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES Knock, Knock, shit happens.
DEVIL WORSHIP Sneppah tihs
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is in your mind.
AGNOSTICISM Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
EXISTENSIALISM What is this shit anyway?
STOICISM This shit is its own reward.
WICCAN An' ye do no shit, do what ye will.
NEW AGE This isn't shit if I really believe it's chocolate.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST No shit on Saturdays.
UNITARIANISM Go ahead, shit anywhere you want.
COMMUNISM It's everybody's shit.
NIHILISM Who gives a shit?
HEISENBERGISM Shit happened, we just don't know where.
SHI'ITE ISLAM If shit happens, take a hostage.
SCIENTOLOGY Shit happens on page 152 of Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard
CAPITALISM Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
PAGANISM That Goddess shit.
DECONSTRUCTION Shit happens in hegemonic meta-narratives.
ZOROASTRIANISM Shit happens half the time.
MOONIES Only happy shit really happens.
CEREMONIAL MAGIC I can make shit Happen.
ZEN What is the sound of shit happening?
NATION OF ISLAM Don't take no shit!
PENTECOSTALISM In Jesus' name, heal this shit!
SANTERIA Shit Happens to your goat.
HEDONISM There's nothing like a good shit happening.
QUAKERS No shit here, please.
VOODOO Stick some pins in this shit!
CONFUCIANISM Confucius say, "Shit Happens".
MARXISM This shit is going to hit the fan.
SATANISM Whatever shit you want.
MORMONISM This shit is going to happen again.
SECULAR HUMANISM Shit evolves.
RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this Shit!!!!!
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