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    Sex on a deserted island

    A cruise ship going through some rough waters and ended up sinking just
    off the coast of a small deserted island. There were only three survivors
    - two men and a woman.

    The three lived there for a couple of years doing what was natural for men
    and women.

    After several years of casual sex all the time, the girl felt really bad
    about what she had been doing. She felt having sex with both guys was so
    bad that she killed herself.

    It was very tragic, but the two guys managed to get through it and, after
    a while, nature once more took it's inevitable course.

    Well, a couple more years went by and the guys began to feel absolutely
    horrible about what they were doing.

    So...

    They buried her.
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    thats just wrong.









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    Necrophilia......um no thanks.
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    wonder what they used for lube.

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    I use spit. But in this case im sure semen did the trick. See at first blood will do it but as the body decomposes the other 2 will work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brizzy
    I use spit. But in this case im sure semen did the trick. See at first blood will do it but as the body decomposes the other 2 will work.
    .....put it in the butt!!!!
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    mmmm dead body sex ahhhhhh

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