A mother and father take their six-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy
walks along the sands, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son,
"The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean, but returns to
tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger THEY are, the dumber the man is." Again,
satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns again, and promptly tells his
mother:
"Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he
talks, the dumber he gets."
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