Guy in Alaska gets a new snowmobile. Takes it out the first time, runs the hell out of it.
After about an hour, a bunch of black smoke pours out of the engine compartment.
"***** it" he says, and limps it to the nearest shop.
Mechanic walks out and says "man, looks like you just blew a seal"
Guys says "Naw, it's just ice on my mustache".
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