Mamma Jokes

[Brizz]

your momma is so dumb when it was chilly out side she went and got a bowl

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she put high heels she struct oil!

your momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach shes the only one who gets a tan cuz she bloks the sun

Yo Mamma soo Poor when she eats a bowl of cereal she eats with a fork just to save milk.

Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!

Yo mamas so nasty the crabs use her tampon string as a bunjee cord.

Yo momma so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!

your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped you and your momma

your mom is so fat, i saw her on channel 3 and then i turned to 40 and her ass was sticking out.

[McVaaahhh]

Your momma so fat she wore a Malcolm X shirt and helicoptors tried to land on her.

Your momma so fat her blood type is Rocky Road.

Your momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Your momma so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doin, she said "Movin".

Your momma so fat her high school picture was an arial photograph.

Your momma so ugly when she was a kid they had to tie a pork-chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.