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    Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    June 4th 2008

    News Update from JRP Regarding Miller Motorsports Park Crash

    It is with great regret to tell you that I will not be able to attend the June 6-8 Road America AMA-PRO Superbike Event in Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin. For those who do not know, this past weekend I crashed during the Saturday Superstock race at MillerMotorsportsPark in Tooele, Utah, and sustained several injuries. I ground off my pinky tip from the entire base of the nail down to the bone, along with hurting my shoulder, and bruised ribs.
    I managed to pick my bike back up and finish the race, and the medical staff numbed my finger so I could race in the Sundays Superbike race.
    The Doctor has advised me that I am very susceptible to getting an infection based on the severity of the injury, and could face amputating my finger if in fact my bone caught an infection. I apologize to my fans who were excited to see me and I want you all to know that the disappointment is mutual. I can’t bear the thought of not being able to play my 1897 Pfab cello due to my eagerness to race. If anyone finds the remains of my finger at the track please send it to me this is the first time we’ve been separated Ha Ha!
    I look forward to healing and racing during the Laguna Seca round. In addition, as a final note, I would like to thank the medical staff at MillerMotorsportsPark for being incredible with all their medical help and getting me fixed up.
    Sincerely, Johnny Rock Page #269



    OMG! He can't play his cello anymore! But he joins the likes of Bayliss and Roger Hayden.
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    All the good racers don't have a pinky: First Bayliss, R. Hayden, and now Johnny Rock!

    HOLYFUCKINGSHITILOVETHATGUY!
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    I didn't know that he was going fast enough to wreck.
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    ^^^The pinky actually got worn out waving to all his adoring fans. Or it could have been from a missguided "shocker" he gave one of his strippers.

    Either way that guy is a God I can only hope to become.....
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    I'd like to know what kind of gloves he was wearing when he went down?






















    So I dont buy them

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Something with sparkles, like in Micheal Jackson's Thriller. Aferall, the man is a fuckin' rock star!
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    So he would rather play his geetar than race? Which does he make money doing???

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Pimpin' - Is Johnny Rock Page goin' to hafta' slap a bitch?
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    He may have to... But I'll tell him where the rest of his pinky is at to save a pimp slap

    I dont recall hearing his name in racing until he complaind about DuHamel at Daytona to RRW.

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    "Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007

    "It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    ^^You'll know who he is when he rolls up 18" deep in your woman's ass Nate. The guy is like Chuck Norris....a fuckin' AMA legend!
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    JRP also sells designer t-shirts and has his own reality show he's shopping around to make some cash.
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    I met him at miller before the crash. and was rooting for him the second I saw him riding. he is a really cool guy.

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Wow, sounds like DK has a new man crush.
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Models on bikes, BRILLIANT!
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mother Goose View Post
    Wow, sounds like DK has a new man crush.

    He will now be referred to as David 'ROCK' Konechne! in honor of his new secret boyfriend

    Jeanna

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    JRP is the only guy that would decoupage magazine pages on his bike. Kinda girly.
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    ^^Just for that guess who's new race plastic is getting a facelift?
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Do you need my coupon for Michael's so that you can buy some craft supplies? I think that there is a sale on glitter this week.........
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    ^^HOLYFUCKINGSHITINEEDSOMEGODDAMNGLITTER!
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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    officaial johnny rock autographed posters for sale

    pm me

    lol

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by konichd View Post
    ^^Just for that guess who's new race plastic is getting a facelift?
    Maybe some sparkley glitter wheels too?

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pharmgirl View Post
    JRP......has his own reality show he's shopping around to make some cash.
    I would watch that. We got to sit right behind JRP and his wife in the grandstands--definite ratings potential.

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    Re: Official Johnny Rock Page thread!

    Do I sense bass boat glitter flake in your future there D
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