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    2007's Best Headlines:

    THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2007:

    (Yes, they were really printed as seen here.)

    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

    No, really?




    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


    Now that's taking things a bit far!




    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over


    What a guy!




    Miners Refuse to Work after Death

    No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!





    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


    See if that works any better than a fair trial!




    War Dims Hope for Peace

    I can see where it might have that effect!


    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

    Ya think?!



    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

    Who would have thought!



    Enfield (London) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide

    They may be on to something!


    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?


    Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge

    He probably IS the battery charge


    New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group

    Weren't they fat enough?!


    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

    That's what he gets for eating those beans!


    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks


    Do they taste like chicken?


    Local High School DropoutsCut in Half

    Chainsaw Massacre all over again!


    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

    Boy, are they tall!



    And the winner is....



    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Did I read that right?
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

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    Re: 2007's Best Headlines:

    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post



    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

    You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?


    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

    Did I read that right?
    Hahahahhaha....
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    Re: 2007's Best Headlines:

    LMAO

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