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    Ebay post

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...m=270244383315

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    Re: Ebay post

    hahaha that is some good stuff right there.
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    Re: Ebay post

    wow
    http://www.myspace.com/1990crxdx

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    Re: Ebay post

    hahaha

    quote:

    Q: if i ever get an infected foreskin, and need it cut off, i will swap you the bike remnants for the infective foreskin 08-Jun-08

    A: Thank you for you highly disturbing offer but I hardly think something so miniscule would be a fair swap for my moped. May I suggest you contact triumph3434 who has a brain cell that would most likely form the basis of a fair swap.
    Last edited by flytarget; Wed Jun 11th, 2008 at 04:03 PM.
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    Re: Ebay post

    That is some funny stuff.

    I like the dry Brit humor (must be why I like Shaun of the Dead so much).

    The first quote in his "description" was hilarious. "Please your wife in a way she has never been pleased before. Buy this and let her bask in her own superiority as she gently murmurs 'what the hell have you bought now?' whilst wearing a look somewhere between pity and murderous hatred." I'm working on a "frame off" restoration of an early '80's, 6 cylinder road racer, I'm married and I know what he means.

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    Re: Ebay post

    Photogallery * Google+ * Facebook! * STFU
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    Re: Ebay post

    Nice!
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