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    Southwest Airlines

    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines

    from El Paso to San Diego. The son, who had been

    looking out the window, turned to his mother and

    asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have

    baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her

    son to ask the stewardess. So the boy walked back to

    the flight attendant and asked, "If big dogs have baby

    dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes

    have baby planes?"

    The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to

    ask me that?"



    The boy said, "Yes, she did."



    "Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby

    planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

    Have your mother explain that to you."
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    Re: Southwest Airlines


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    Re: Southwest Airlines



    I like that one.
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    Re: Southwest Airlines

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    Re: Southwest Airlines

    I don't get it.












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