A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines
from El Paso to San Diego. The son, who had been
looking out the window, turned to his mother and
asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her
son to ask the stewardess. So the boy walked back to
the flight attendant and asked, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to
ask me that?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did."
"Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."