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    Political Jokes

    When Barack Obama was in Germany. He did his speech in front of over 100,000 Germans shouting and screaming. Soon after France surrendered just in case.


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    Re: Political Jokes

    Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway
    when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in
    the creek below.

    Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who
    were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful
    he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

    The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '

    Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my
    special Senator's airplane.

    The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air
    Jordan shoes.

    Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
    Michael Jordan sign them!'

    The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair
    with a built in TV and stereo headset!'

    Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you
    don't look like you're handicapped.'

    The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
    your ass from drowning!'

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    hahahahahahahahahaha The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved
    your ass from drowning!' hahahahahahahahahaha

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    that was awesome

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