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    3 Strangers strike up a conversation

    Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

    One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
    Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show
    and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

    Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

    Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

    The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, .

    "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
    but I do believe it's a-comin'."
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    Re: 3 Strangers strike up a conversation

    Way to go cowboyyy!!!
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    that is awesome, lol

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    Re: 3 Strangers strike up a conversation

    *groan*

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    Thats a reworked version of an OLD joke i heard many many many years ago.. i give it a F

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky";p="150532
    Thats a reworked version of an OLD joke i heard many many many years ago.. i give it a F

    Definite F. The original, politically-incorrect one is way better.
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    How'd it go.. cowobys and indians first.. cowboys n negras (i think) and then.. we ain't played cowboys n messicans yet..

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