Kerrys job App

[Brizz]

JOB APPLICATION

NAME: John Kerry

RESIDENCE: 7 mansions, including one in Washington DC, worth
multi-millions. I served in Vietnam (four months).

EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement. In my career as a U.S. Senator, I've voted to cut every
law enforcement, CIA, and Defense bill. I ordered the city of Boston to
remove a fire hydrant in front of my mansion, thereby endangering my
neighbors in the event of fire. I served in Vietnam (four months).

MILITARY:
I served in Vietnam (four months). I used three minor injuries to get an
early discharge from the military and service in Vietnam (as documented by
the attending doctor). I served in Vietnam (four months). I then returned
to the U.S., joined Jane Fonda in protesting the war, and insulted
returning Vietnam vets, claiming they committed atrocities and were baby
killers. I served in Vietnam (four months). I threw my medals, ribbons, or
something away in protest. Or did I? My book " Vietnam Veterans Against
the War: The New Soldier", shows how I truly feel about the military. I
served in Vietnam (four months).

COLLEGE:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. Unlike my
counterpart George Bush, I have no higher education and did not get
admitted to Harvard nor graduate with an M.B.A

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
After College and Vietnam, I ran for the U.S. Congress and have been there
ever since. I have no real world experience except marrying very rich
women and running their companies vicariously through them. I served in
Vietnam (four months).

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
As a U.S. Senator I set the record for the most liberal voting record,
exceeding even Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton. I have consistently failed
to support our military and CIA by voting against their budgets, thus
gutting our country's ability to defend itself. Although I voted for the
Iraq War, now I am against it and refuse to admit that I voted for it. I
voted for every liberal piece of legislation. I have no plan to help this
country but I intend to raise taxes significantly if I am elected. I
served in Vietnam (four months).

My wealth so far exceeds that of my counterpart, George Bush, that he will
never catch up. I make little or no charitable contributions and have
never agreed to pay any voluntary excess taxes in Massachusetts, despite
family wealth in excess of $ 700 million. I served in Vietnam (four
months).

I (we) own 28 manufacturing plants (Heinz) outside of the U.S. in places
like Asia, Mexico and Europe. We can make more profit from the cheaper
cost of labor in those Countries, although I blame George Bush for sending
all of the other jobs out of Country. I served in Vietnam (four months).

Although I claim to be in favor of alternative energy sources, Ted Kennedy
and I oppose windmills off Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard as it might
spoil our view of the ocean as we cruise on our yachts. I served in
Vietnam (four months).

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
None. However, I served in Vietnam (four months).

PERSONAL I practice my Catholic faith whenever cameras are present. I ride
a Serotta Bike. I love to ski/snowboard. I call my Gulfstream V Jet the
"Flying Squirrel". I call my $850,000 42-foot Hinckley twin diesel yacht
the "Scarmouche".

I am fascinated by rap and hip-hop and feel it reflects our real culture.

I own several "Large" SUVs including one parked at my Nantucket summer
mansion, though I am against large, polluting, inefficient vehicles and
blame George Bush for our energy problems. I served in Vietnam (four
months).

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

[Nick_Ninja]

Have a problem with the Rich and Famous do we?

[Brizz]

eh its just a joke I found it on the net

[Nick_Ninja]

I see it in Washington D.C. everyday I watch the news.

[Dr. Joe Siphek]

Doesn't really seem like a joke Briz at all...actually it's not funny one bit!

[Anonymous]

I ride a Serotta Bike.

I saw something on the news about this recently - I've never heard of these bikes before, but it turns out they are seriously expensive (up to $5000 just for the frame, then add another $2000 if you want gears & titanium spokes).

Here's the kicker:

Kerry ownes 2 of them.

[Scarlet]

I ride a Serotta Bike.

I saw something on the news about this recently - I've never heard of these bikes before, but it turns out they are seriously expensive (up to $5000 just for the frame, then add another $2000 if you want gears & titanium spokes).

Here's the kicker:

Kerry ownes 2 of them.

I also own one and certainly don't consider myself "rich and famous".

[R1ch]

I ride a Serotta Bike.

I saw something on the news about this recently - I've never heard of these bikes before, but it turns out they are seriously expensive (up to $5000 just for the frame, then add another $2000 if you want gears & titanium spokes).

Here's the kicker:

Kerry ownes 2 of them.

I also own one and certainly don't consider myself "rich and famous".

Bet you didn't get the $5000 frame only bike though.
And if you do, did you get the $2000 spoke option
His two bikes probably cost mor than your car.

[Scarlet]

I ride a Serotta Bike.

I saw something on the news about this recently - I've never heard of these bikes before, but it turns out they are seriously expensive (up to $5000 just for the frame, then add another $2000 if you want gears & titanium spokes).

Here's the kicker:

Kerry ownes 2 of them.

I also own one and certainly don't consider myself "rich and famous".

Bet you didn't get the $5000 frame only bike though.
And if you do, did you get the $2000 spoke option
His two bikes probably cost mor than your car.

No, I didn't get the one that is quite as expensive as his, but between my husband and I, we probably have about 15-20 grand worth of bicycles in our garage, about 20 grand worth of motorcycles and only about 5 grand between our two trucks. Spending 7,000 on a bicycle (or even 14 on two of them) is not unheard of for a true bicycle enthusisast (such as Kerry). He probably has about as much (if not less) put into his bicycles than most of us have put into our motorycles.

[Anonymous]

Owning an enthusiast's bike does not automatically make you a bike enthusiast. I'm not saying he's not - I honestly don't know.

Does owning an $800,000 yacht make him a sailor too?

[King Nothing]

i own some TupperWare, does that make me a "unbreakable" plastic housewares enthusiast?

[Scarlet]

Owning an enthusiast's bike does not automatically make you a bike enthusiast. I'm not saying he's not - I honestly don't know.

No, owning one doesn't, but actually riding and appreciating it does. Of course I don't know Kerry personally, but from what I've heard and read, he's pretty passionate about the bicycle.

Does owning an $800,000 yacht make him a sailor too?

Nope, not anymore than owning a car makes someone a good driver! :P (As we all can attest to )

[AirAssault]

Yes he does. He also has a problem with people that don't agree with him, and deletes his posts off this thread for the 2nd time now.

At least he saw combat, the only combat w saw was when someone tossed the coke spoon at him to fast.

Sure your not now that I brought it to every ones attention.

Ok little boy, isn't it past your bed time?

[Brizz]

here so that you can keep me honest this is a reply from me so you know it wasnt me deleteing your lil post. Punk. blah blah blah