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    Homer Simpson's retirement plan

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

    With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

    With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

    Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan...

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    Re: Homer Simpson's retirement plan

    Better get to work on the retirement plan!

    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    Re: Homer Simpson's retirement plan

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    Re: Homer Simpson's retirement plan

    Damn! After the week I've had I'm set. I don't think a night has gone by that I haven't been drunk. But I guess Vegas will do that to a person.

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