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    Dear John Letter

    You may know they've released John Hinckley from the mental facility for
    unsupervised visits to his parents home on weekends.

    For those of you who may be too young to remember, John Hinckley shot
    President Ronald Reagan to impress the actress Jodie Foster. This is such
    a nice letter from the President:






    THE WHITE HOUSE

    WASHINGTON D.C.




    Mr. John Hinckley

    St. Elizabeth's Hospital

    Washington, DC


    Dear John:

    Laura and I hope that you are continuing your excellent progress in
    recovery from your mental problems. We were pleased to hear that you are
    now able to have unsupervised visits with your parents. The staff at the
    hospital reports that you are doing fine.

    I have decided to seek a second term in office as your president, and I
    would appreciate your support and the support of your fine parents.

    I would hope that if there is anything that you need at the hospital, you
    would let us know.

    By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster?

    Sincerely,


    George W. Bush

    President
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    Re: Dear John Letter

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Siphek";p="150354

    By the way, are you aware that John Kerry is screwing Jodie Foster?

    Sincerely,


    George W. Bush

    President

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    Re: Dear John Letter

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