I vote fart knockers. Really? What a bunch of hard core, anti-establishment, rockers!! Screw the man, unless you ARE the man!
Lars needs to have his man card revoked and replaced with a free panty of the month card from Victorias Secret. Douche bag!!
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Used to be hard. And anti- (fill in the blank)
Then they sold out. Not knocking him/them for objecting to stealing of their work, but haven't listened to them since he went all corporate.
REALLY pissed when James "hurt his back jet skiing" and they had to cancel shows. Good thing Kid Rock was there and picked up the baton and carried the concert (Summer Sanitarium in Atlanta back in 03? or so)
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Even Willie Nelson is still sticking it to the man. James plays a white guitar? How hard core metal can you be on a white freaking guitar?
This is a rockers axe.
This is a guitar for John Mayer when he sings Daughters to a bunch of swooning 13 year olds.
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Lars=
OK, so I have an explorer....in white.Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
This is a rockers axe.
Is that a comment on the duality of the human condition?
(Or does it just make me hardcore gay?)
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Not sure if I would go that far to crap on a Les PaulEven Willie Nelson is still sticking it to the man. James plays a white guitar? How hard core metal can you be on a white freaking guitar?
This is a rockers axe.
This is a guitar for John Mayer when he sings Daughters to a bunch of swooning 13 year olds.
I mean, come on Zak Wlyde played one
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I am going to go and download their entire library, and not pay for it.
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OH NOES!!! But how will Kirk Hammet fill up the tank on his Ferari??? How will James Hetfield be able to fly his private jet???? HOW WILL LARS ULRIC AFFORD MORE BOTOX AND PLASTIC SURGERY????????????
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Now THAT sounds like a plan!
I'm with you Dana!
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... but seriously, why would you ...
Their entire collection would take up valuable storage space which could be put to better use by storing music of some kind.
Don't punish yourself.
Download At the Drive In - Relationship of Commandand relive the year 2000. I seem to remember having a great deal of optimism about how kick ass the more hard core stuff was going to be back then.
If I thought that "Lars Online" was what the future of Rock would bring me, I would have bought an acoustic guitar and beat my own head in.
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Pre Black Album - Rockers
Post Black Album - Knockers
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mehh... made it through about half of one of their new songs on my drive home last week... had to turn it off.
Good for them for being as successful as they are, but I think I'll stick to their early albums and pretend they broke up after "And Justice for All" ok maybe the Black Album, but that's it.
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Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
I am i the same boat, I like the black album, but it was definitely the beginning of the pussification of a hard core metal band.
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire?
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You can't fault a band for evolving. They all went back to school. They studied classic literature and cut their hair. If they kept making albums that sounded the same, they'd be AC/DC.I am i the same boat, I like the black album, but it was definitely the beginning of the pussification of a hard core metal band.
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire?
I do agree that there more recent stuff hasn't grabbed me the same way as the rawness of "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY...!" but dammit, Fuel is a great freeking song.
GSXRScott made me follow him into that corner,...down that hill...there was the time up that washout...crankcase alley...man I gotta stop following him.
THEN:
NOW:
or better yet:
Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
4th generation metal......meh.....never much cared for it.
And 5th gen is complete crap.
They try to be hardcore by sleeving themselves in tattoos and holding the mike in their mouth while screaming Nazi slogans.
......epic tired.
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Wow!!! your old!! What is 1st generation metal?
I play more games that Coleco!!
I wasn't there (waaaay too young) but Sortarican was...he'll tell ya: "the first generation metal was bronze. Why do you think they called it the Bronze Age, sonny?"
1st generation metal was Iron Butterfly, Jimi Hendrix and the James Gang.
These are the people that first learned how to take distortion and sculpt it into music.
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^^Lace and make up don't make metal.
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Supposedly it did in the 80's.
S&M....Spandex & Mousse.
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Metallicrap
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Speed metal suck
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