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    Body Statistics

    Body Statistics

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
    One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
    Women blink twice as often as men.
    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
    Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.



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    Re: Body Statistics

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
    I hear ya!




    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.


    So if someone says you need to grow a thicker skin they're saying you're an idiot?
    Last edited by Sortarican; Wed Oct 1st, 2008 at 11:14 AM.
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    Re: Body Statistics

    ^^ nice! (the thick skin comment, not the ape hand)

    I think my thumbs are asian...
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    Re: Body Statistics

    over exagerating or extending does not count

    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    I hear ya!

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    Re: Body Statistics

    hold on still measuring...

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    Re: Body Statistics

    this is awesome.
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    Re: Body Statistics

    did you measure yours webman!?!? its pretty accurate!

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    Re: Body Statistics

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Body Statistics

    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    That cant be right, one of my thumbs is like twice the size of my penis...or did I just give away too much info
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    Re: Body Statistics

    It is totally true. My thumbs are "innies"
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    Re: Body Statistics

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
    Damn..... kinda wonder what the bike would have done to the concrete ground if my thigh didn't stop the bike first???
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    Re: Body Statistics

    Quote Originally Posted by Matty View Post
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Devaclis

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.


    Damn..... kinda wonder what the bike would have done to the concrete ground if my thigh didn't stop the bike first???
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    Re: Body Statistics

    I am half Japanese. I think that I am also a midget with tiny hands and huge feet.
    No really I am half Japanese.
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