Super Useless Ab Machine - $193 (Wash Park)
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Date: 2008-09-14, 12:25PM MDT
Prior to the divorce, my idiot ex-wife purchased this ridiculously useless piece of exercise equipment to either: A. attempt another futile effort at reducing the size of her ever-widening waistline, B. prove that pieces of shit equipment like this bought from a TV ad never work, or C. run-up the credit card bill.
As you can see from the picture, it has NEVER BEEN USED, evidenced by the packaging plastic still firmly affixed to the virgin equipment. I have already sold the NEVER BEEN USED Nordic Track, the NEVER BEEN USED Thighmaster, the NEVER BEEN USED dipshit Tony with the long ponytail Gazelle machine, the NEVER BEEN USED Abdomenizer, the yoga mats, the free weights…
And by the way, now that I’m finally about to be rid of all this crap (and the exercise equipment too if you get my drift), it appears that I have a perfectly empty garage behind my (rented) house in Wash Park. Said garage will be the subject of a For Rent craiglist ad in the extreme near future, pending a review of the rental agreement for any prohibitions on sub-leasing.
Back to the useless piece of equipment. I’m sure in its heyday, it was advertised on TV for $39.99 – but wait, that’s not all! If you call now, we’ll offer you the sale price of $29.99. And, we’ll throw in free shipping and handling. And that’s not all, for the first 100 (thousand) callers, we’ll include the oh-so-useful “Ab-Roller!” a $19.99 value. I think that makes the original purchase price of this particular NBU equipment about $10.
Anyway, notwithstanding the foregoing original price explanation, I’d like to recoup the credit card interest that accrued on this purchase during the time the then future ex-wife was hiding credit card bills from me. In addition, I would like to add an appropriate pro-rata share of the mediator and attorney (both sides) bills I got the privilege of paying for in connection with the divorce. By my calculation, that means I’m selling this good-for-nothing NEVER BEEN USED alleged waistline-reducing sit-up machine for $193.72.
If it remains unsold for more than 30 days, the lucky dumpster divers that troll the neighborhood alleys will get to fight over this unbelievably worthless piece of shit NEVER BEEN USED exercise equipment.
Or, make me an offer.
- Location: Wash Park
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