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    Only you can help this person......

    become a little less sad. Tell your friends. Help a brutha out:

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    Remember: It's only premarital sex if you actually plan to get married.......
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    Re: Only you can help this person......

    Eight days in and he's already at 804123 hits?

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    Re: Only you can help this person......

    Except you, Jeff.
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    Re: Only you can help this person......

    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider_9 View Post
    Except you, Jeff.
    That's not what you said last night you filthy little whore.
    Last edited by Sortarican; Wed Oct 8th, 2008 at 03:27 PM.
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    Tonight at the Pit: EVERYONE GETS LAID!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    That' not what you said last night you filthy little whore.
    I am not a filthy whore! I took a shower!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Tonight at the Pit: EVERYONE GETS LAID!!!
    Dude!
    Did you just rip off my line with a line that was ripped off from the line I ripped off?
    (stops and counts on fingers to make sure that added up.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    Dude!
    Did you just rip off my line with a line that was ripped off from the line I ripped off?
    (stops and counts on fingers to make sure that added up.)
    NO!!! wait. maybe.
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    Spoon!!!!
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    ooooh, lookey my post count. It is almost time to ready the troops!!!
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    Re: Only you can help this person......

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Spoon!!!!
    Why you all fluff'n up huh?? HUH????
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    Put the crack down Chris . . . you've stopped making sense again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostrider_9 View Post
    Put the crack down Chris . . . you've stopped making sense again!
    Though he does still make more sense than Linsdey's posts.
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    Re: Only you can help this person......

    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    Though he does still make more sense than Linsdey's posts.
    I don't think that is Lindsey posting. I think it is Chris in a dress and a wig . . . just one of the many voices in his head.
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    ^^ I'm not sure if you're calling me pretty or her ugly, but, either way, it's the we're the closest thing to a woman liking you that you've seen in years!

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    So, what I'm getting from this is that when you dress up in a wig and dress, you like me? Dude, you are scaring me . . . and that's not easy to do . . .

    For the record, I did not call Lindsey ugly . . . I just want to clear the air so that I do not want to get beat up by another woman.
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    The guys female friend is pretty hot though. I think the fiance might have turned him gay. When I found out my first wife cheated on me, we got divorced, and I tapped some of her friends. Yes, I was a jerk, I agree. Plus I think one her skanky ass friends gave me something. Revenge is not revenge when you get an STD from it. Just so you know. Not a good time in my life.... where am I?

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    ^^ So she turned you gay?
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    Uh, what? How does this translate to me being gay? "When I found out my first wife cheated on me, we got divorced, and I tapped some of her friends." maybe I should have specified, "female friends".

    My point is that he didn't have sex in 25 years. That's not a big deal, he wanted to wait till marriage. A little too old-fashioned for me, but whatever.

    Now, he doesn't have that reasoning stopping him, and he still ain't been tappin' no ass? That's just weird.

    When I got divorced, a 'lil strange' was everywhere. I didn't let the pain of the breakup keep me from doing what and who I wanted to do for the past four years. Shoot, that was like letting me off the leash.
    Last edited by T-Dub; Thu Oct 9th, 2008 at 04:48 PM.

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    Re: Only you can help this person......

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    Id be smoking crack in Sheridan WY with T-Dubs cousin Ronny, if it wasn't for my wife and little girl.

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    This is how I met my wife. It was a bet. She lost. We are now happily married.
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