Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly
drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the
cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to
ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves, and she proceeded to wipe with
that. After the girls did their business they proceed to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband
and said, "These damn girl nights have to stop. My wife came home
with no panties!"
"That's nothing", said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck between the crack of her rear that said, "From all of us
at the Fire Station.
We will never forget you."
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