If you're easily offended...you might not want to scroll down.
Things You CAN Say At Thanksgiving (And Get Away With It):
1: Talk about a huge breast !
2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3: It's Cool Whip time !
4: If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst !
5: Whew, that's one terrific spread !
6: I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7: Are you ready for seconds yet ?
8: It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it ?
9: Just wait your turn, you'll get some !
10: Don't play with your meat.
11: Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12: Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once ?
13: I didn't expect everyone to come at once !
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15: How long will it take after you stick it in ?
16: You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17: Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18: That's the biggest one I've ever seen !
19: How long do I beat it before it's ready ?
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