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  1. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 01:53 PM #25
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Punch him in the liver!
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  2. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 01:56 PM #26
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by REPSOLSASH View Post
    a, go some place to eat together, order a $20 plate, drinks etc, then tell him you only got 10 bucks.
    b, put hotsauce and/or zippo fluid on your soap!!!.
    c, rub your balls on the food items he seems to enjoy the most and frequently steals from you!
    Don't forget to utter the words with a straight face "You got me right?"
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  3. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:12 PM #27
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Shit on the coats.
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  4. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:19 PM #28
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Someone has SHIT on the Coats!

    you: WHAT?
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  5. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:19 PM #29
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Send him some HOT éclairs
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  6. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:24 PM #30
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    ^^There is virtually no part of me that feels it would be possible to follow that link and remain employed at the same time.
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  7. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:25 PM #31
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    ^^There is virtually no part of me that feels it would be possible to follow that link and remain employed at the same time.

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  8. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:26 PM #32
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    ^^oh, ok. Hadn't thought about it that way!

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  9. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:29 PM #33
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Screw his girlfreind a couple of times.


    That should get rid of him
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by Gramps View Post
    Screw his girlfreind a couple of times.


    That should get rid of him

    Shag his MOM
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    post them
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  11. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:35 PM #35
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    ^^motherfucker
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    Grandmotherfucker ????
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Hey man, I don't go look'n for 'em but what's a young playa wit a heart a gold supposed ta do when da GMILFs find HIM? I'm say'n.
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Hey man, I don't go look'n for 'em but what's a young playa wit a heart a gold supposed ta do when da GMILFs find HIM? I'm say'n.
    This is wrong on sooooo many levels . . .
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  15. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:48 PM #39
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Cover everything in taint.

    Tie his nuts to the bedpost with fishing line while he is sleeping.

    At 3:00 in the morning scream "FIRE, get OUT!!!"

    At 3:02 put his now detached nuts in a sandwich and force him to eat it.

    Take pictures.
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by Mother Goose View Post
    Shit on the coats.

    I fail to see how that will do anything but get his a$$ kicked while sleeping. But it is a funny non-solution to a problem.
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Ever see that episode of southpark where Cartman cut up that one kids parents, made chilli with them, & then forced the kid to eat his parents? that.
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    Scott Tennarman.
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Ever see that episode of southpark where Cartman cut up that one kids parents, made chilli with them, & then forced the kid to eat his parents? that.

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  20. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:55 PM #44
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    heh heh heh heeeh heeeeh I made you eat your parents, I made you eat your parents
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  21. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 02:59 PM #45
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Slip him a ruphie and toss him in a gay bar . . . naked!
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  22. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 03:48 PM #46
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Just have him read this thread!
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  23. Tue Oct 28th, 2008, 04:05 PM #47
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    ^^^^^^^

    Assuming he can read
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    Re: Roommate eating my food... using my soap

    Quote Originally Posted by puckstr View Post
    ^^^^^^^

    Assuming he can read
    we could make the audio book version if he cant
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