Roommate eating my food... using my soap

[puckstr]

If you wanted to be that techincal about it, just use a .22 deringer in said pillow. Less noise to begin with. No sounds escape through the ejection port. You could easily do this with someone just outside the room and never be heard . . . I'm just sayin . . .

Plus you don't have to police-up the shell casing

[Kole.S]

When scott/HR636 lived with me I ate his food and used his axe all the time.

[ghostrider_9]

Plus you don't have to police-up the shell casing

Great minds . . .

[HR636]

If you wanted to be that techincal about it, just use a .22 deringer in said pillow. Less noise to begin with. No sounds escape through the ejection port. You could easily do this with someone just outside the room and never be heard . . . I'm just sayin . . .

Yes, but a .22 isn't ALWAYS fatal. It can enter one direction and exit a completely different direction. The shorter barrel length makes the initial discharge louder as well. I think what you really need here is a 12 gauge break barrel with a half load Federal 00 Buckshot and 3 pillows. The clean up would be slightly more work but at least you'd know it's an instant kill.

Get an industrial size saran wrap from Costco and wrap the entire mattress with the body still on it after you've completed the assassination so no bodily fluids can leak into your house and there isn't any traceable evidence left. Then wrap in blankets, load into a truck, and take it to a fire pit to burn with a high temperature flammable chemical. Make sure to cut his teeth out with a butcher knife before you torch the remains, so they can't identify the body via dental records. The pillows will also help to trap any blood spatter that would occur without the use of such.

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Yes, but a .22 isn't ALWAYS fatal. It can enter one direction and exit a completely different direction. The shorter barrel length makes the initial discharge louder as well. I think what you really need here is a 12 gauge break barrel with a half load Federal 00 Buckshot and 3 pillows. The clean up would be slightly more work but at least you'd know it's an instant kill.

Get an industrial size saran wrap from Costco and wrap the entire mattress with the body still on it after you've completed the assassination so no bodily fluids can leak into your house and there isn't any traceable evidence left. Then wrap in blankets, load into a truck, and take it to a fire pit to burn with a high temperature flammable chemical. Make sure to cut his teeth out with a butcher knife before you torch the remains, so they can't identify the body via dental records. The pillows will also help to trap any blood spatter that would occur without the use of such.

....hold on, I'm busy writing this sh!t down.....

[CYCLE_MONKEY]

Personally, I like one of the olde traditional Mafia methods:

Ice-pick in the base of the skull where the spine attaches, quick stir......DONE! Less blood, smaller entry wound, no noise, and off to sleep with the fishes!

[frank2]

Again! If you weren't such a pussy, you would not need a roommate! Looking for someone to blame. Take a look when, or if? You brush your teeth?

[HR636]

Yeah, but whats the point if you can't do it really violently. That method just sounds boring.

[BlueDog]

Yes, but a .22 isn't ALWAYS fatal. It can enter one direction and exit a completely different direction. The shorter barrel length makes the initial discharge louder as well. I think what you really need here is a 12 gauge break barrel with a half load Federal 00 Buckshot and 3 pillows. The clean up would be slightly more work but at least you'd know it's an instant kill.

Get an industrial size saran wrap from Costco and wrap the entire mattress with the body still on it after you've completed the assassination so no bodily fluids can leak into your house and there isn't any traceable evidence left. Then wrap in blankets, load into a truck, and take it to a fire pit to burn with a high temperature flammable chemical. Make sure to cut his teeth out with a butcher knife before you torch the remains, so they can't identify the body via dental records. The pillows will also help to trap any blood spatter that would occur without the use of such.

You're pretty sick Chubs...

[UglykidJoe]

Hitman.com they are having a special right now, 2 for the price of one. Your choice of method.

[DanFZ1]

Personally, I like one of the olde traditional Mafia methods:

Ice-pick in the base of the skull where the spine attaches, quick stir......DONE! Less blood, smaller entry wound, no noise, and off to sleep with the fishes!

...your such a traditionalist.

Instead, just improvise:

http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/coffee/qsf/coffee.html

Web + peer pressure = getting punked (priceless)

...or...

Fake being nice to the guy long enough for you and your room mates to take him with you when you all go drinking but find some place where the exit is close to the restrooms. Order tons of food and one by one go the restroom, only to leave and stick him with the bill. It works better if you can get him hammered first. Make sure it's an older place (not like a denny's with cameras). Halloween disguise's (hats, whatever) should be good through Saturday at least.