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    Man, I think all Southie threads should come with a complimentary bag of popcorn! Y'all are the spice of the board
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    Quote Originally Posted by 636Chick View Post
    luv ya long time sailor boy

    So its true, he is gay.
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    So its true, he is gay.
    Dude!!!! I am sooo not gay......unless you want to hook up?

    Wait?!?!?!? Who is saying I am gay?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dallas View Post
    Dude!!!! I am sooo not gay......unless you want to hook up?

    Wait?!?!?!? Who is saying I am gay?!?!?!?
    Easy big fella! I'm not gay. But my boyfriend is.
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    Re: Waitresses can be such dicks

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Quick What is Dallas's favorite joke???????

    50 Seaman go down in a submarine and 25 couples come back up!!!!
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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    What is the #1 pick-up line in a gay bar?

    May I push in your stool?

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    I thought it was "Come here often?"

    which is of course followed up by "wanna?"
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    Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Judy?
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    Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Jerry?
    Fixed it for you.

    You mess that one up every time.

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    You could have these guys come over and put your floor in but I'm pretty sure they are gay too. Dallas you can looky but no touchy!



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    As long as you compliment his awesome hair, you can say anything about Mental you want. Observe:

    Mental is such a crybaby jackass the only orginazation that would accept him is the Air Force, but at least he has awesome hair.
    You'll notice that even in his instructions on how to compliment my hair, he acknowledged its awesomeness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by y_merkle View Post
    You could have these guys come over and put your floor in but I'm pretty sure they are gay too. Dallas you can looky but no touchy!


    That's what I'm talking about!

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    Quote Originally Posted by y_merkle View Post
    You could have these guys come over and put your floor in but I'm pretty sure they are gay too. Dallas you can looky but no touchy!

    Pretty sure? No straight dude will EVER stand that close to another man when they are both naked and one is bent over.
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    Unless it's still in the driveway, then its not gay. Its an old rule
    GSXRScott made me follow him into that corner,...down that hill...there was the time up that washout...crankcase alley...man I gotta stop following him.
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    ...I knew all too well what would happen if the old guy on the Beemer took the lead...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Pretty sure? No straight dude will EVER stand that close to another man when they are both naked and one is bent over.
    UHMMMMMMMMM WHO THE HELL CARES I would be more than happy to stand in between them to help ease their comfort level


    HIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 636Chick View Post
    I would be more than happy to stand in between them to help ease their comfort level

    Trust me, if there is a girl in between 2 naked guys "easing their comfort level" they aren't gay at all. That is a different scenerio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Trust me, if there is a girl in between 2 naked guys "easing their comfort level" they aren't gay at all. That is a different scenerio.

    For some strange reason i am picturing a pair of Chinese Finger-cuffs..........
    Last edited by dallas; Fri Oct 31st, 2008 at 10:38 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Trust me, if there is a girl in between 2 naked guys "easing their comfort level" they aren't gay at all. That is a different scenerio.

    I shall take the 5th on that cause Bash will eventually be around and their is still a little matter of a floor that is being dangled like a carrot in front of my face!!!!!


    But I will say
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by dallas View Post
    For some strange reason i am picturing a pair of Chinese Finger-cuffs..........
    Oh crap I hated those things my brother used to put me in those and it really sucked!!!!!!!!! I could never get out of them I had to go to bed one night with them on the next morning my parents were laughing so hard that they just left me like that. Oh that reminds me I have a therapy appointment .
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 636Chick View Post
    Oh crap I hated those things my brother used to put me in those and it really sucked!!!!!!!!! I could never get out of them I had to go to bed one night with them on the next morning my parents were laughing so hard that they just left me like that. Oh that reminds me I have a therapy appointment .
    Okay, that is freaking funny.


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