I am a post whore

[Filo]

Thank you all for attending my thread. Please note that after 4 years 6 months I have just now reached my 1000th post. Please, pay attention to me. Stop looking at that shiny thing on your desk. Pay no attention to the MILF website you have open in the other tab. And moderators, don't delete my post count. That would make me unmanly and in need of Post Viagra (tm).

Do not use Post Viagra if you already tend towards long winded diatribes. Consult your doctor about using Post Viagra if you frequently post replies with fewer than three words. People above a 4000 post count should not use Post Viagra. Side effects of Post Viagra can include carpal tunnel syndrome; callused fingers; empty, meaningless interpersonal relationships; frequent masturbation; and public scorn. If you experience blurred vision or slurred speech, you may be face down on your glass topped living room table. Stop taking Post Viagra immediately and contact your psychiatrist. If you experience a posting that lasts more than four hours, go to the emergency room right away as you need some sort of life.

[Scer]

Someone has been reading the side of the boxes...

umm.. and congrats????

read on readas

[schwagman]

Congrats, I have a long way to go to meet that goal.

[64BonnieLass]

GOOD GOD, THAT IS SOOOOO SECKSAY! I think I might be in love with you. Are you single? Can you send me a picture? Cause you need to start gettin that way after I have my way with you.

My myspace page is: Terri (lil miss hottie pants)
MY IM is: Terri (lil miss hottie pants)
My cell #: 720-(yes is local) lil mis hottie pants.

OMG I think I want you. Are you cute? Do you ride a Motorcycle cause that would be even HOTTER! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG....Please say you do. Can I come on the back of your bike. I have some nice leather shorts that I think will fit in just FINE.

OMG CALL ME. SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Filo]

GOOD GOD, THAT IS SOOOOO SECKSAY! I think I might be in love with you. Are you single? Can you send me a picture? Cause you need to start gettin that way after I have my way with you.

My myspace page is: Terri (lil miss hottie pants)
MY IM is: Terri (lil miss hottie pants)
My cell #: 720-(yes is local) lil mis hottie pants.

OMG I think I want you. Are you cute? Do you ride a Motorcycle cause that would be even HOTTER! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG....Please say you do. Can I come on the back of your bike. I have some nice leather shorts that I think will fit in just FINE.

OMG CALL ME. SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, you are going to have to get in line like everybody else. Now you do have the advantage of being the only FEMALE in line, so that will really help out your case. Send me a picture of the leather shorts.

[mtnairlover]

Can I cum on the back of your bike. I have some nice leather shorts that I think will fit in just FINE.

OMG CALL ME. SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fixed if for ya, Terri.

[Matty]

Cathy.... you a sick lady!!!

[64BonnieLass]

Okay, so I'm not used to standing in line. I have a heart ya know!!!! I have green eyes and a MAJESTIC SOUL. I think you should respect me more online. REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if you must know, here is me in my panties:



So are you gonna call me now or what????? I would SOOOOO love it if you would handsome boy.

[Filo]

Fixed if for ya, Terri.

Eeeeewwwwww. My bike is very clean. Now, the back of my truck is another matter. But not the bike. Goodness woman - is nothing sacred?

[mtnairlover]

Cathy.... you a sick lady!!!

Um...nah...

I just beat everyone else to the punch line;-)

[Scer]

Yeah but that punch that is spiked.

spike on spikas

[Filo]

Okay, so I'm not used to standing in line. I have a heart ya know!!!! I have green eyes and a MAJESTIC SOUL. I think you should respect me more online. REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But if you must know, here is me in my panties:



So are you gonna call me now or what????? I would SOOOOO love it if you would handsome boy.

Holy crap! 2700+ posts and you look like that???? That is way, way too intimidating for me. I ride a Honda Metropolitan. I am fat and ugly. I have cankles and psoriasis. Is there anyone less hot out there for me?

[64BonnieLass]

OMG...You DO ride a motorcycle don't you? GOD I LOVE THAT SOOOO MUCH. Send me pics too! Hawt!!!

[schwagman]

And people think I'm messed up?

[Matty]

Yeah but that punch that is spiked.

spike on spikas

Hahahaha... your ass must be hella bored.

[Filo]

OMG...You DO ride a motorcycle don't you? GOD I LOVE THAT SOOOO MUCH. Send me pics too! Hawt!!!

This is me on my way to work this morning. Putting on my motorcycle stuff. To ride my motorcycle. Its a Harley, not a Honda.

[Scer]

Dude.. your pants are way too small. Maybe you should buy some bigger ones and you won't be so cold when you ride your honda..I mean..harley.

shrink on shrinkas

[64BonnieLass]

I have cankles and psoriasis in my heart. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE ME? I love you short time, short time, honey.

[64BonnieLass]

This is me on my way to work this morning. Putting on my motorcycle stuff. To ride my motorcycle. Its a Harley, not a Honda.

Hellz yea secksay! How do you feel about eating beats and califlower? (it kinda turns me on)

OMG . please write back soon

[Filo]

Hellz yea secksay! How do you feel about eating beats and califlower? (it kinda turns me on)

OMG . please write back soon

OK, we are scaring the Schwagman and you are doing a very scary impersonation of a 16 year old girl. On the plus side, my post count is like 1010 now.

[64BonnieLass]

Dude.. your pants are way too small. Maybe you should buy some bigger ones and you won't be so cold when you ride your honda..I mean..harley.

shrink on shrinkas

I know Mr. hottie pants, but guess what????

We get Scer's on Scer'er'er'er's

Yea best I could do. I suck.

[64BonnieLass]

Scer on..Scer's (if you can)

[Scer]

hahaha nice. I see my reputation proceeds me again.

Lass on lassas

[Spiderman]

wondering if I should move this to Jokes & Stuff...