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    Talking Krissy's Joke of the Day

    A Kentucky Ghost Story

    This happened about a month ago just outside of Owensboro , Kentucky , a small town on the banks of the Ohio River , and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's indeed real.

    An out of state traveler was walking along the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by It was raining so hard he could barley see his hand in front of his face.

    Suddenly he saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghostlike in the rain. It slowly and silently crept toward him and stopped.

    Wanting a ride very badly, the guy jumped into the car and closed the door; only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of the engine to be heard over the rain.

    Again the car crept slowly forward and guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and
    running. The guy saw that the car was approaching a sharp curve and, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and beg for his life. He was certain the ghost car would go off the road and into the river, and he would surely drown! But just before the curve, a shadowy figure appeared at the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. Then, just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again.

    Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, frightened nearly to death, had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran through the storm to the nearby town.

    Wet and in shock, he went into a lighted tavern and with voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, and then, shaken, he told everybody about his supernatural experience.

    A silence came over those listening and everybody got goose bumps

    They realized the guy was sober and was telling the truth. And the sounds of the storm continued outside.

    About half an hour later, two guys walked into the bar and one says to the other, 'Look Billy Bob, there's that idiot that rode in our car while we was pushing' it in the rain.'


    Most of you have met my husband and therefore realize I am easily amused but I almost fell outta my chair laughing at this

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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    Re: Krissy's Joke of the Day

    Fat Polar Bear!

    Sorry, just breaking the ice.
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    Re: Krissy's Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Fat Polar Bear!

    Sorry, just breaking the ice.
    Uhhhhm is that the punchline or the joke cause I am really confussed now
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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    Re: Krissy's Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Fat Polar Bear!

    Sorry, just breaking the ice.
    I am laughing harder at Dana's sig line!!!!

    But it is a good story Krissy............

    There's no place like home............

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    Re: Krissy's Joke of the Day

    Quote Originally Posted by dallas View Post
    I am laughing harder at Dana's sig line!!!!

    But it is a good story Krissy............
    It wasn't a story it was a joke JEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ!!!!! Ya'all are like some kinda punishment aren't ya!!!!!!!!!!!
    One time I got stopped for speeding on the Colordo Utah boarder
    and after a discussion with the Officer about Bannana's, pockets and glad tidings to all he let me off with a warning
    and a farewell of "I am always on this strech of highway and I will be watching for you."
    My response "I feel so much better knowing that you Officer Pennywise will be looking out for me."
    WAIT WHAT??!!!!!



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