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  1. Tue Nov 4th, 2008, 03:06 PM #1
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    Exclamation Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    Since I know a lot of you work in DTC I figured you have probby seen this. But if you haven't, I just got this on the office email.

    TheAdvantage Report Advantage Security, Inc. Responsible people … Responsive management Your Partner in Security 13693 E Iliff Ave, #200, Aurora CO 80014 303-755-4407, Fax 303-369-9982 Issue No. 81033
    Office Thefts in Greenwood Village
    The Greenwood Village Police Department is distributing fliers concerning a female committing office thefts of wallets and purses from unattended desks in the Denver Tech Center area. The female enters buildings dressed professionally to blend in with other employees and visitors. Although the subject is presently working within the Denver Tech Center area, pressure from police and security in that area could cause her to relocate for future thefts.
    The subject below is Anna Tuychiyeva-Davis. She is possibly associated with a 2004 white Acura vehicle with license plate 362 RTU. If you see Anna or this vehicle, please contact the Greenwood Village Police Department at 303-741-5960.


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  2. Tue Nov 4th, 2008, 03:09 PM #2
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    LOL,
    I know that girl.
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    LOL,
    I know that girl.
    Didn't you date that girl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    Didn't you date that girl?
    I think I might have married her.
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  5. Tue Nov 4th, 2008, 03:12 PM #5
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    haha -- who havent you been married to? really?
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    No wonder she's committing office thefts... you aren't paying her enough in alimony !
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  7. Tue Nov 4th, 2008, 03:16 PM #7
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    No wonder she's committing office thefts... you aren't paying her enough in alimony !

    lmao!!!!! thats it - jeff has forced her into a life of crime.

    Jeffy, just pay the damn girl her alimony !!!!!
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    Ah Jeff......why do the crazy ones have to be so pretty?
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Ah Jeff......why do the crazy ones have to be so pretty?
    Yeah! Wait, did you just call me crazy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by inkahootz View Post
    Jeffy, just pay the damn girl... !!!!
    Shit girl, if I didn't pay her when her pimp yelled that, what makes you think I will just 'cause you ask?
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    Re: Office Thief in DTC -- Keep an eye out

    ^^ 'cause pimps don't tell "funny stories?"
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