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    No drug testing?

    So with the cold coming, i guess its time to find something to do with my time..... I know about pizza delivery, but what else doesnt require you to be tested as a condition of employment?


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    Re: No drug testing?

    What do you do that you find new work during the winter?

    Or are you homeless and need to scratch together a couple dollars for living indoors? If that is the case, moving to the Keys seems to be popular.


    What about auto parts stores?
    You could be a business consultant, I have yet to be drug tested.
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    Re: No drug testing?

    mostly ride bikes and generally goof off. Since most of my time this summer was spent in the mountains on the DR, i dont think im going to like that plan if it continues.... so i'd like to find something that gets me outta the house, is fun, and doesnt require me to re-arrange my life to fulfill their initial standards.


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    Re: No drug testing?

    shoveling snow or plowing ? ski resorts ?
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Well its hard to find any jobs now a days that dont require a drug test
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sully View Post
    shoveling snow or plowing ? ski resorts ?
    actually i was hoping to stay outta the cold.... since thats why ill be cooped up anyway.... lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Tipys View Post
    Well its hard to find any jobs now a days that dont require a drug test
    well thats obvious, thats why im polling the audience...


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    lol, ok... altho ski resorts need chefs and people to run the merchandise stores Hell, I would do it but I'm too expensive
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Wouldn't a better idea be to not take/use any illicit substances and look for a "real" job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Nothing View Post
    Wouldn't a better idea be to not take/use any illicit substances and look for a "real" job?
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by King Nothing View Post
    Wouldn't a better idea be to not take/use any illicit substances and look for a "real" job?
    because i dont "need" a "real" job, i just need something to entertain me and stay warm....


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    Re: No drug testing?

    be a dealer! just dont smoke all you shit.
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by King Nothing View Post
    Wouldn't a better idea be to not take/use any illicit substances and look for a "real" job?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Nothing View Post
    Wouldn't a better idea be to not take/use any illicit substances and look for a "real" job?
    Maybe you should consider an Addadictomy, and possibly you could get a mans job, low volt hooker!


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    IT/IS work. You're practically expected to get high.
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by King Nothing View Post
    Wouldn't a better idea be to not take/use any illicit substances and look for a "real" job?
    That's the whole problem! Pot isn't an illicit drug!! But, if you're a coke, meth or pill head, you just wait three days and pass no problem. Oh yeah, you can be an alcoholic and still get a job, too!! And let's not forget the nicotine junkies who take breaks every two minutes to feed their habit, those people are safe too. Even though they don't get any work done, stink like shit and hack up a lung in your cube!!
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    Re: No drug testing?

    yeah but who wants to be away from meth for 3 whole days? LOL


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    Buy some fake urine online . I've known some people who have done it and passed. Could also pay someone a few bucks to do you a "favor" and sneak it in.

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    Get a WoW account. You will not the outdoors again.
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by GhettoChild View Post
    Buy some fake urine online . I've known some people who have done it and passed. Could also pay someone a few bucks to do you a "favor" and sneak it in.
    No really, online, you mean they send someone's tinkle through the mail???


    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth!!!!!


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    Re: No drug testing?

    Grandprix Motorsports does not require drug tests for employment. They seem to always need parts and sales there, plus you get a discount on bike parts. Only downer, it kinda sucks working there...hance why I am happy at GO Jeep now!
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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kim-n-Dean View Post
    That's the whole problem! Pot isn't an illicit drug!! But, if you're a coke, meth or pill head, you just wait three days and pass no problem...
    Good point.
    The least harmful of the legal and illegal drugs and it has to be the one that stays in your systyem the longest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhL0aTeR View Post
    yeah but who wants to be away from meth for 3 whole days? LOL
    An even better point!

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    No really, online, you mean they send someone's tinkle through the mail???
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    I'll gladly donate my urine. It's been called "Liquid Gold"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I'll gladly donate my urine. It's been called "Liquid Gold"
    is that better than WoW gold?


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    Re: No drug testing?

    Quote Originally Posted by PhL0aTeR View Post
    is that better than WoW gold?
    Aren't they the same?
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