GOOD -- A Madison, Wisconsin policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the
problem -- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand
painted sign which read, "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found
a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS", and a
bucketful of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER -- A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, Wisconsin. A $40
speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police
department a picture of $40. The police responded with another
mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST -- A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Wisconsin
State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his
ticket book, she said, "I bet you're gonna sell me a ticket to the
State Troopers Ball."
State Trooper replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
what he
had just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol
car, and drove away.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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