Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent
>> analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men
>> should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
>> is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain (phytoestrogens)
>> and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the
>> theory, 100 men
>> were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then
>> observed
>> that 100% of the test subjects:
>>
>> 1) Gained weight.
>> 2) Talked excessively without making sense.
>> 3) Became overly emotional.
>> 4) Couldn't drive.
>> 5) Failed to think rationally.
>> 6) Argued over nothing.
>> 7) Had to sit down while urinating.
>>Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
>>
>> No further testing was considered necessary.
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