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    How do you make bacon even more awesome?

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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Bacon flavored pussy, now there's something we can ALL get behind!!!
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    Bacon flavored pussy, now there's something we can ALL get behind!!!
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    I would still lick the pussy FIRST....

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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    I found a Nick_Ninja kittah


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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    And I found a Devaclis kittah

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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Jeffay, come on down to the Toad this evening for a sporting brew.
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    Jeffay, come on down to the Toad this evening for a sporting brew.
    hummmmmmmmm

    Last edited by Nick_Ninja; Fri Jan 30th, 2009 at 09:41 AM.
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

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    I found a Nick_Ninja kittah
    No, THESE are NickNinja Kittehs!
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Chris, your friend looks a lot like Jessica Biel
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

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    Chris, your friend looks a lot like Jessica Biel
    Um, thanks?
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Sweetie told me that on the way home last night. I think she wants to make out with her.
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    So how often do you have these sexually repressed hallucinations?

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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    about every 4 to 5 minutes.
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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Ah good I thought I was the only one...

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    Re: How do you make bacon even more awesome?

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    about every 4 to 5 minutes.
    When they get down to every minute or two you should start to push.


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    I need the bacon cooked and the pussy shaved!
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