SOCO WAKE UP!!!!!

[636chick]

What the hell is the matter with SOCO lately.........you all are scarring the hell outta me!!!! No your Mother is actually your sister jokes flyin. No shit talkin, no psycho ramblings from Mental. Jeez he had to go out to the general forum to get his kicks. I am having to stalk Sortarican and Devaclis for laughs. That is just perverted and wrong on so many levels.

What the hell is this it's all about where to ride and pictures of where you rode last weekend and BLAH BLAH BLAH BORING. You would think that this is a forum all about Motorcycles and ridin or something. Well I will not stand for it!!!! Oh no I have laid down Krissy's law we will have none of that.


So I shall post Krissy's picture of the day and in keeping with the theme of Krissy's law make me laugh Damnit. Start arguing about the way Dallas is wearing his hair or thong now, or Trevors crown is on upside down, or Mentals wife needs to up his prozac, Bash is allowed back on the streets on 2 wheels again and with his bald friend in tow they are a danger to themselves and everyone who comes near them, Matt is riding toilet seats again and the therapy did nothing what a waste of money that was, Drift has all but disappeared and I think their is foul play involved and ect.

WAKE UP SOCO we are not embarrassing ourselves as our reputation demands.

Dallas arriving at last weeks bike night just so he doesn't feel left out seeing as how I referenced his mother in the above post. And when the hell did Matt start smoking???????? Doesn't he realize that that will stunt his growth??????
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[Sortarican]

If I've told you once Krissy, I've told you a hundred times:

You will never get better unless you take your medication EVERY day.

(But per Krissy's Law

[Snowman]

Check, the first week of the month we avoid Krissy.
So noted…

[jimwallace]

well....ive been naughty....ive been hanging up north....THEIR "EASIER" UP THERE. what the heck else could i do, dallas stopped giving me mustache rides.

[636chick]

Mikey took away my little blue happy pills for some reason he said taking 5 at a time was a little excessive. Now you must all pay!!!!!


For the love of god and your sanity
Start the give Krissy back her blue pills petition

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[636chick]

Jeffy the last picture I don't see the resemblance just freakin BAHAHAHAHAHAA (well once I got it took me a minute but when i did)

You are so a closet Southie!!!!!!!

[dallas]

I was kinda pissed I couldn't find a handbag in the same shade as my body paint and as for Matt, I think he stopped smoking because I told him I don't like making out with an ashtray.

As far as mustache rides, I still give them, but I can't give out free-bees anymore because the paying customers like a neat appearance and I have to pay to "keep the bush trimmmed" if you know what I mean.........

[IT WASN'T ME!]

What the hell is the matter with SOCO lately.........you all are scarring the hell outta me!!!! No your Mother is actually your sister jokes flyin. No shit talkin, no psycho ramblings from Mental. Jeez he had to go out to the general forum to get his kicks. I am having to stalk Sortarican and Devaclis for laughs. That is just perverted and wrong on so many levels.

What the hell is this it's all about where to ride and pictures of where you rode last weekend and BLAH BLAH BLAH BORING. You would think that this is a forum all about Motorcycles and ridin or something. Well I will not stand for it!!!! Oh no I have laid down Krissy's law we will have none of that.


So I shall post Krissy's picture of the day and in keeping with the theme of Krissy's law make me laugh Damnit. Start arguing about the way Dallas is wearing his hair or thong now, or Trevors crown is on upside down, or Mentals wife needs to up his prozac, Bash is allowed back on the streets on 2 wheels again and with his bald friend in tow they are a danger to themselves and everyone who comes near them, Matt is riding toilet seats again and the therapy did nothing what a waste of money that was, Drift has all but disappeared and I think their is foul play involved and ect.

WAKE UP SOCO we are not embarrassing ourselves as our reputation demands.

Dallas arriving at last weeks bike night just so he doesn't feel left out seeing as how I referenced his mother in the above post. And when the hell did Matt start smoking???????? Doesn't he realize that that will stunt his growth??????
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You miss kosh, don't you?

[MetaLord 9]

You are so a closet Southie!!!!!!!

Jeff's a closet lots of things...

Oh, and I was gonna save this for football season, but since I'm already take'n a shot at Heffay, here ya go :

[Tipys]

hey i do not have a crown its a tiara damn it. your getting old.






runs and hides




and hey mental this is me not contacting you. i have still yet to recive my check

[Devaclis]

Krissy is the Rupal of the CSC LOL

[Sortarican]

You are so a closet Southie!!!!!!!

I was born in the hill country of Western PA.
(Aka: Pennsyltucky or North Virginia)

But we don't consider ourselves Hillbillies....we prefer the term Hillwilliams.
(Seein' as most of us usually wear shoes and made it at least to the 3rd grade.)

And Chris:

[MetaLord 9]

Jeffy the last picture I don't see the resemblance just freakin BAHAHAHAHAHAA (well once I got it took me a minute but when i did)

Here, maybe this will help:


Pummello anyone?

[Devaclis]

Is that a vajay-jay with little tongues?

A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!!

[dallas]

I hope they are not teeth. Then it would be a meat grinder........

[MetaLord 9]

^^Da dum.

[636chick]

OH MY GAWD IT'S A SNAPPER!!!!!!!!!

[y_merkle]

Hey Krissy. I thought we talked about this Friday night. You were to start a fashion blog remember. I know you are the queen of SoCo and have every right to make demands but what the public really wants is your insight on teenage fashion do's and don'ts. How else are our girls going to learn how to strut like a true hoochie. We can't let them learn this on the streets. Here is a picture to get you started. Thanks! By the way this is not Dallas! Maybe a long lost brother but not him.

[636chick]

I swear Yvonne I am so starting Hoochie 101 website I freakin got whiplash at the last bike night. SILVER SHOES what the hell????? Why?????? Dear god just kill me now!!!!!!

[y_merkle]

I was particularly fond of the Zebra Dress.

[636chick]

You miss kosh, don't you?

NO!!!! Don't you know if you say it it will come. But that's allright we still have 2 stooges outta 3 around here

Jeff's a closet lots of things...

Oh, and I was gonna save this for football season, but since I'm already take'n a shot at Heffay, here ya go :

These are my 2 fav shots to our closet Southie

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[y_merkle]

OMG I found zebra Shoes!

[636chick]

I was particularly fond of the Zebra Dress.

You know maybe I don't have to start a site I can just have my own Hoochie 101 thread here.........hmmmmm, my mind is a whirl oh the fun I shall have (insert Dr Evil Laugh here)


LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!!! I wonder what happens if I just google the word hoochie............runs cackling to google......................

[y_merkle]

I just did. There is some funny stuff.