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    Bill Gates High School Address

    Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

    To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

    Rule 1:
    Life is not fair - get used to it!

    Rule 2:
    The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

    Rule 3:
    You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

    Rule 4:
    If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

    Rule 5:
    Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

    Rule 6:
    If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

    Rule 7:
    Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

    Rule 8:
    Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you w ant to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

    Rule 9:
    Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

    Rule 10:
    Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

    Rule 11:
    Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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    Re: Bill Gates High School Address

    Much Respect to Bill...



    Don't really dig his products, but gotta respect what he's done.
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    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
    Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.

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    My favorite Bill Gates'ism was when he was in the middle of the Anti-trust litigation with the government, regarding Netscape's lawsuit.

    (For those of you not sure what that was all about, the crux of the issue was that he started including an internet browser with Windows, (Internet Explorer) and he got sued. MS was getting fined $1,000,000 a day, at the time)

    Anyway...

    B.G. in an interview says:

    "I'll package a ham sandwich with Windows if I feel like it."
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    Re: Bill Gates High School Address

    Never heard that...I like.


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    In a way, I pity people growing up thinking opposite these rules, and other reality rules.
    They've not been prepared for the world.
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    Rule 5:
    Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping - they called it opportunity.

    Rule 6:
    If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

    Rule 7:
    Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

    Rule 11:
    Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.


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    Re: Bill Gates High School Address

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    his response after that happened was that it wasn't even good pie
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