The last few weeks, finance.google.com has provided me with some of the best entertainment my mouse clicks can buy. Everytime the stock market has a moment of positive news, a headline immediately pops up reporting stocks "bouncing", "rebounding," or "clawing back". Of course, the DOW rarely sustains the levels long enough to agree with the associated tag lines.
Here's a perfect example from a few moments ago...
I love this shit!
They should start doing a guest spot with Jim Cramer
Dude, do you seriously have a page bookmarked that's called "Get Smart About Cholera???"
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Sorry - your mom was on my computer and forgot to delete her favorites. I scolded her accordingly!Originally Posted by MetaLord 9
I am guessing that is Cholesterol
...I'm not sure what kind of an insult "your mom was looking at cholera on my computer" really is.Sorry - your mom was on my computer and forgot to delete her favorites. I scolded her accordingly!
If you'd said "your mom was looking at double ended dildo shieza midget porn" then yeah, sure. But cholera...
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SILENCE!!!
(I kill you!)
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...I'm not sure what kind of an insult "your mom was looking at cholera on my computer" really is.
If you'd said "your mom was looking at double ended dildo shieza midget porn" then yeah, sure. But cholera...
I didn't mention that my schwanz was up her ass at the time... I thought it would've been uncouth.
Lol. That comedian cracks me up every time I see him.
is the other bookmark "FRONTRANGECROSS(DRESSERS)"?
STOP LAUGHING AT ME SCHWANZ!!!I didn't mention that my schwanz was up her ass at the time... I thought it would've been uncouth.
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never heard of it... but apparently you have!
If you really want a kick, read the specific stock forums.. I occasionally browse the AAPL forums on GFinance, and they're hilarious.. From "The world is over" to "Apple is going to be 300 in may!".
I would classify this as a google news fail
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