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    Define the word tragedy

    One day, President Obama visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''

    "Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"

    The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"

    A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"

    The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"

    A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and
    Michelle were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"

    "Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"

    "Well," she said, "It probably wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss!"






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    Re: Define the word tragedy

    Dappers Method of telling jokes = Tragedy

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    Re: Define the word tragedy

    Then did President Obama tell the little girl he'd throw her a couple dollars for a tip if she danced on the table?
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    Re: Define the word tragedy

    Dana,

    The next time you're craving pizza.
    Go to Woody's in Golden.

    After walking into the restaurant. Ask the hostess if Woody's is a full-service establishment.
    If the host says yes. Enjoy the moment.

    Prostitutes don't sue for sexual harassment. They take pleasure in it. And won't bitch or nag...Chris
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    "Sarcasm is difficult to convey on the internet, especially if the people reading it don't know you personally". By Spiderman
    Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument. By Rufus Choate
    Be smart, be nice, do what'cha love and always have fun.
    Let food be your medicine, and medicine be your food. - Hippocrates
    I will use treatment to help the sick. I will never use it to injure them or wrong them. I will not give poison to anyone. - The Hippocratic Oath

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